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Mar'kessia 

is a fairly rare name but she's a very sweet person who always looks out for her friends no matter what. She will always keep your secrets whether you are on good or bad terms but don't try her because she will beat you up real quick. She doesn't take bs from anyone and she's a good person to have a relationship with, she's very loyal and never cheats ! She is shy but once you get to know her she's always goofy and always making people laugh.
Person 1: "Ouuu who's that"
Person 2: "Oh her that's Mar'kessia she's sweet and pretty but don't fw her she can fight"
Mar'kessia by badbih12345 December 10, 2019
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martessia 

The most beautiful person on the world. She is the most caring person in your life. She may look like someone with a plain life but when you get to know her she will amaze you. Her smile will make your day. You could stare in her eyes for a long time because it's that pretty. She will not let you go through a struggle by yourself. She is always there for you when you need her, she is a call away. You meet a martessia don't be afraid to say hi.
Look it's martessia! Wow she is so pretty!
martessia by Sctfiex_ November 21, 2021

Martessia 

She is the prettiest girl u have seen. She has the most beutiful hair, pretty eyes, and the brightest smile. She is always there for you when you need her, a call away. Cares so much for her friends and family. If you meet a martessia hold on forever cause you will never meet another like her.
Omg I wish I was martessia!
Martessia by Sctfiex_ November 21, 2021

Markeshia 

Effortlessly absorbs the knowledges of the world while executing ANY project you set your mind to. Lover of Life and ALL that it entails. Balancer of Life is your foundation and the compassion of others is your driver.
Markeshia is Love and Love is Markeshia’s ENERGY! GUIDER!!
Markeshia by Kesh1 November 25, 2021
the bestest period ever, real raw real pretty, everybody loves her and her ass extra fat. She has a pretty smile and gets along with just about everybody, we all need a markeasia in our life.
I wanna be just like Markeasia when I grown up
Markeasia by asia2swag December 14, 2022

Markesia 

Beautiful loving kindhearted person with a harsh attitude when provoked they seem mean and harsh but are sensitive and sweet and craves affection
Markesia is a loving creature that can live without affection but loves it
Markesia by KabralDaGhoat November 21, 2023
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