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manshizzle 

The mixture of blood, semen, and saliva. Most commonly achieved while ejaculating into a cup, slitting ones wrists and allowing the blood to drain into the cup, and finally pouring the mixture into ones mouth.
Girl: Wow you’re such a man!

Boy: Bitch, you don’t know a man until I manshizzle into your fucking mouth!
manshizzle by OstrichFucker69 February 15, 2018
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manizzle 

A combination of "mah" (my) and "nigga", with the catch-all "izzle" ghetto suffix.
"Wassup, manizzle? I shonuff ain't seen you fo longass time."
manizzle by Altratronic November 5, 2007
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mcshizzle 

beans' favorite word even though it is horrible. it means anything u want it to mean.
shut the mcshizzle up..u mcshizzle
mcshizzle by jonny April 4, 2003

Manatizzle

Cutest thing to swim in the whole dang ocean! They like to eat grass, and are often the center of inside jokes amongst fruit punch water fountains.
"BOY does Kristian LOVEEEE manatizzles. Has them swimming in his heart, the silly boy does."
Manatizzle by manatizzle November 16, 2009

mandizzle 

this fiendish thingy.

characteristics:
-easy bully target
-loves kyle
-will embarrass them self at all times.
-casucasian
-will take up your locker
-will say "this is awkward" at awkward moments
-'omgzz, i love "wish you were here"'
-will write the lyrics to last train EVERYWHERE.
-kinda of a pedo
-doormat
-pansy
-my number one fan.
mandizzle sits next to me at pre-cal.
mandizzle by flowersinyourwindow December 17, 2008

marshizzle

a cool guy that gets all the chicks
my friend is a big marshizzle
marshizzle by jeff zender August 30, 2003

machizzle 

to fuck a non living organism
i machizzle my car
machizzle by guess June 27, 2004
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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