markette

Markette is used for a boss ass bitch, who doesn't take shit from anyone; but also has a huge heart and will do anything for anyone..

Markette's a boss ass bitch..

by 420kat December 21, 2016

mariette

A girl with one of the best personalities ever. Also super hot and awesome. They also have a really good taste in music and a positive attitude.

That person is such a mariette

by sl1m sh@dy November 29, 2011

Mariette

Mariettes are one of the best friends ever, so if you have one, keep her close because she will rock your world! She is extremely nice, honest, trustworthy, and just pretty damn cool. Mariettes tend to be kind of awkward at times, which gives her that unique quirkiness that just puts a smile on your face and love her even more. Mariettes know when to be calm and trustworthy and know when to be fun and outrageous. She is cool to hang around during the day, but when it turns to night she is let loose and Mariettes can turn completely WILD! Mariettes are so intelligent and smart it's unbelievable, and she loves her books, reading 24/7. Mariettes are tall and have an amazing body and a beautiful face. Her eyes twinkle and her nose crinkles up when she smiles and her hair shines in the sunlight, making her basically irresistible.

Did you see Mariette today?! She looks wildly gorgeous!

by snowbug August 20, 2013

mariette

somebody who is really cool and is a hot piece of ass

1. mariette is hot
2. mariette has nice hair
3. mariette has good taste in music

by mariette June 29, 2008

marketta

a marketta is someone you want in your life, they’re super laid back and always there to listen to your problems. she jokes all the time and makes people laugh a lot! you’ll rarely ever see the bad side of her. she’ll be a life long friend because of how loyal and sweet she is. she gives some of the best advice and will never let you down! even though sometimes she has a bad memory it’s hard to be mad at her about anything. she’s the funniest person you’ll ever meet!

person 1: have you met marketta?
person 2: yes, she’s the funniest person ever!!

by sidjejbejdnd June 12, 2019

mass-marketed non-conformism

Very similar to conformists or popular culture... but actually a subculture of pop. If sixty kids shop at Hot topic then they are mass-marketed non-coformists. They used to listen to Marilyn before he released "AntiChrist Superstar" so they justify that they are not posers. Next gen version of these kids are know described as Scene.

Choir of 13 angst-ridden kiddies singing in unison:
"one is different but there are a million the same!"
After seeing this specticle one realizes...Holy shite!
All Those kids are practicing mass-marketed non-conformism!

by melloncollieowl November 21, 2005

ocean marketing (also spelled "ocean marketting")

A marketing faux pas/way of business where you don't take care of your customers as well as treat them like shit, and sooner or later a berated customer gets vocal, shit hits the fan, the PR goes viral, and in a matter of hours your business and name is kicked to the curb by your industry.

Paul Christoforo, who ran ocean marketing (also spelled "ocean marketting"), berated a customer in an email convo, after O.M. wouldn't tell him when his video game controller purchase would arrive. The customer then sent the email convo to Mike Krahulik, a big name in the gaming industry (PAX convention organizer and penny-arcade.com co-creator) who posted it, effectively ruining O.M.'s chance of working in the industry again.

by dogfish83 December 30, 2011