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The erectile state in which a male cannot get any pussy that night due to previous ingestion of some WEED.
dude i totally would have hooked up with that bitch but i gut stuck with mariweina 'cause I smoked beforehand.
mariweina by momentdefined October 4, 2008
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Maritina 

Maritina has a beautiful face and soul. She is so thick and everyone would like to be her partner. She is quite aloof and antisocial but still her beautiful personality blooms in every situation. She is cunning and has an amazing sense of humor. She is kind of caring but her honesty seems to hurt people sometimes. She loves clever people but despises the cringy, stupid ones. Overall Maritina is the person everyone looks up to. She is perfectly perfect!
"Oh my god i can't handle the amount of perfection this girl carries! Who is it?"

"She is Maritina my best friend. "
Maritina by cartIiiI January 17, 2021
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Marilena 

Attractive and beautiful woman with a unique vibe that you can feel since the first minute. A true friend that will always be there to give the best advices. If a Marilena ever comes to your life, make sure to enjoy every moment with her because she is a free spirit, and when she goes away you will want more of her magic.. :)
Do you remember Marilena?
Of course...how could i forget her? I really like that girl.
Marilena by maldito83 July 22, 2011

Marilena 

Marilena is one of the best people you will ever meet. She is kind, caring, funny and smart, friendly and talkative, but is also slightly blunt and can be insensitive. But she is the best friend anyone could ever have and if you have a Marilena in your life you must consider yourself to be very lucky and hope that she never exits it. I hope you all find your Marilena (so long as she's not my one, back off, i love her too much).
She really helped you out back there, she's a real Marilena😉
Marilena by Tartan Tangerine January 3, 2018

Marilena 

I have never loved another woman as I love Marilena!
This is a type of beautiful woman who makes everyone laugh. When a Mareina smiles at you, you'll blush for sure. They're hella thicc too. To meet a Mareina is to meet the sweetest, prettiest woman alive. Everyone wants to get with a Mareina.
Tbh Mareina is fine as fuck and I wanna marry her.
A beautiful, sexy, irresistible girl that you want to marry. Someone that you cannot see your life without. The one girl that makes the whole world around you stop so that it's just the two of you. Her soul is just as beautiful as her body.
See that girl over there? Her name's Sally, but she's such a Mariena.

I'd like to dock my boat at THAT Mariena!
Mariena by neon6909 February 4, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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