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Martiniano 

The most perfect person in the world. If you disagree, you are wrong.
Martiniano don't worry, just be happy.
Martiniano by Mavilindaeslamejor April 30, 2020
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Marcincak 

Synonym: Lazy Susan
A round, wooden swiveling platform with a short metal railing around the edges; often used to hold frequently-used condiments and napkins.
1. I'd eat my fries, but there's no ketchup on the marcincak; waiter!
2. The marcincak is too lazy to turn and won't give me my ketchup!
Marcincak by Cheeseman123 October 7, 2011

Martiniski 

1) One that exceeds by far average wealth whilst in Richistan
2) Him who believes the Forbes 500 lacks exclusivity
3) Owner of Bacanaland
4) Our Holy Wealthiness
If Bill Gates and Carlos Slim had a son, he would be to a Martiniski as a Zarouk is to a Lyrio
Martiniski by Posing Frog April 3, 2008
A feminine version of the name Marcel. A person who has more awesome in their pinky than you do in your entire body.
Person A-Omg, who is that?
Person B-That's Marcina, she's the coolest person ever.
Marcina by CarpeOmniaMae June 5, 2017
A marinak0s is a "guy" (supposedly) who never goes to the gym without his trusty equation charts and his bench pressing mittens. This individual is also against anything popular that most lifters recommend and refuses to find anything funny.
Person 1: Hey how are you doing, we are going to go to the gym right?

Matej: D-d *Voice Cracks* dude, im literally like going to the gym without my e=mc2 chart, i will literally not get full range of motion.

Person 1: Cmon, you are being a marinak0s right now
marinak0s by thisisnotsparler September 29, 2022
Martinia is a very unique name .She loves eating chocolate and has big ass . She laugh’s on every joke even if it’s not funny.
You remind me of Martinia.
Martinia by Marinamadafaka November 21, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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