marchose 

cute boy

"Hey look it's your crush!"
: "OMG IS IT MARCHOSE!?"

marchose by Rinluvz December 4, 2023

brooklyn marchese 

A Brooklyn Marchese is one crazy bitch, most of the time she is extremely ugly, even overweight. She tends to obsess over boys who want nothing to do with her. It’d be better if she was dead.

Hey who’s that girl she’s one crazy bitch oh that’s Brooklyn Marchese

brooklyn marchese by Cocklover02 August 14, 2020

Marcosed

Victim of theft, robbery or scam. As in politics, victim of historical revisionism and lies.

I chose marcos as my president because of what I have seen in facebook, Youtube and Tiktok about the good thing about him but only to find out that he is a scam. I was MARCOSED!

Marcosed by TrollExtinguisher May 30, 2022

machosexual 

A straight man who exudes masculinity, virility, and strength, but expresses it not through crass behavior but rather through a desire to provide for his family, or community. He often will work with hands, and have physical attributes such as facial hair, and a muscular physique. These characteristics are not as highly refined as a metrosexual however. The musculature of a machosexual is likely to not be as defined, or obtained strictly for appearances. The facial hair of a machosexual will also be less controlled.

Vince Vaugn's character in the movie "The Breakup" is a classic machosexual.

The New York Fire Department is full of machosexuals.

machosexual by Ty June 19, 2006

Marchisello 

A last name that defines great actors.

Bro 1:Hey! Did you see Tanner Marchisello in the Crucible last night?
Bro 2: Yeah! he played John Proctor like a beast!

Marchisello by pixelpants March 14, 2009

Marchosias

To suck the cum out of another man's anus with a straw. Also known as felching. In this French method, the man then spits the cum into the other man's eye after as a sign of dominance.

Hey Dave, marchosias my asshole!

Marchosias by LOLBLACK August 7, 2006

machosexual 

A machosexual is a man who engages in faux-homosexual activities (also known as sport) as a means of expressing repressed feelings.
Machosexuals seek male company almost exclusively and ridicule anything perceived as feminine.

Machosexual's will deny homosexuality very aggressively as typically they lack the self insight to realize this only affirms the truth of the assertion.
Other indications of machosexuality include:
Violence (esp.against other homosexuals.)
Meat Eating.
Fear of women.
"Gang banging" (So all involved can pretend to be straight.)
General aggression.
Easily confused by emotions.
Fear of ridicule by other men.

I should point out that a lot of the indications of machosexuality overlap with that of having a small penis.

Turkish wrestling is the most machosexual activity known to man.

machosexual by TheLastStraightMan November 27, 2012