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Victim of theft, robbery or scam. As in politics, victim of historical revisionism and lies.
I chose marcos as my president because of what I have seen in facebook, Youtube and Tiktok about the good thing about him but only to find out that he is a scam. I was MARCOSED!
Marcosed by TrollExtinguisher May 30, 2022
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Marconed 

to own, or show power over someone by using ones penis, and whipping it against ones face as means of punishment.

("M" is always capitalized)
Hey Glen, you just got Marconed
Marconed by John Mill March 27, 2008
Cheating on your girlfriend in your house while she is asleep in your bed.
"Dude last night I marcoed this bitch so hard"
"I hope Katharine don't find out how I been marcoing hoes left and right."
Marcoed by Foreskinz October 21, 2011

Marcused 

When a dude is so pussy whipped that his boys can't help but wonder whether his girl is giving him a rusty trombone or pegging him.
Sad to see that happened to that poor boy, he's been Marcused. He needs an intervention before he ends up homeless or in a psych ward.
Marcused by Viking Pride December 29, 2022

Marcused 

When a man named Marcus sucks and double dips once a stronger alpha male tells him to not be a disgusting goblin man.
Alpha male: don't double dip
Marcus: *double dips*
Alpha male: you marcused that one
Marcused by Yodastrueson May 1, 2020
Marcoed

to marco

>> verb

Used in card games when someone unnecessarily hands a Trump-Card to the next person
E.G. Durak
"Aww dude, you just marcoed him!"
"Hahah, get marcoed noob"
Marcoed by Jaysweealbum May 1, 2019

marcosexual 

When you are in love with Marco Bodt (from attack on titan) so much to a point where you love him and him only and you get "offended" when someone makes a half joke about him aka freckled jesus.
Gabi: "so you're bisexual?"
y/n: "no, I'm marcosexual"
marcosexual by YanderesUnite January 5, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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