maolan 

A legend when it comes to playing tag, and always has that gas. He likes to talk back to his teachers, but his classmates all find it hilarious. Good at sports but misses tournaments because of the school’s punishments for his attitude. Likes rap music and makes rap music better than his other friends who do. Always very honest and an amazing friend if you get to know him.

Hey maolan do you want to play some tag?

maolan by Anon96351 April 22, 2019

maclanky

An item somewhat resembling a gherkin that you cannot eat, and can only wonder how delicious it would be if you ate it raw, or if you ate it cooked, or if you ate it boiled.

I looked at the maclanky and thought about how delicious it would be. I thought about how delicious it would be if I ate it raw. I thought about how delicious it would be if I ate it cooked. I thought about how delicious it would be if I ate it boiled.

maclanky by luggysp January 2, 2020

Maulana Diesel 

Maulana Diesel is the name given to Fazal-ur-Rehman a fat overweight politician who has a reputation of using Islam as a political tool for his own self gain. Maulana Diesel tries to create an impression of always trying to look pious and virtuous in traditional Islamic cleric garments and attire including a trade mark orange turban (Paghri). However he is ruthless in his pursuit of colluding and creating coalitions with political ruling parties for political strength, swindling lucrative business deals, privileges, perks and rewards.
Maulana Diesel is a corrupt politician who lives of immoral earnings with a commission agenda, backhanders and kickbacks from Diesel smuggling, applying for contracts/permits for sale of Diesel and allocating plots of land for group family members and political party members. He was also involved in several scandals including wikileaks votes for sale and asking for US backing.
Maulana Diesel is often called Diesel for short as his commission rates also fluctuates and varies with the price of Diesel. Maulana Diesel is usually outspoken, ruthless and venomous with contempt. His political party is the faction JUI although it is not clear if he is a cleric or politician. He is also very vociferous in the National Assembly and Parliament and due to the nature of his portray of an Islamic image, grey beard and background has never been challenged. He also has a complete disregard for women and publicly offends and insults the role of women.

Maulana Diesel has said: “the rule of a woman is haram”
Entire stadium erupts shouting: “Diesel, Diesel, Diesel” as a reference to Maulana Diesel.

Maulana Diesel by Cricket Buff October 17, 2014

Maylani 

This girl is a really good friend. She supports you no matter what! If you are Maylani's best friend then you are damn lucky cause this girl will never leave her true bestfriends. She is quiet and shy, but if she doesn't like you she won't stick around. Maylani does have a temper tho and if someone pisses her off SHE WILL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU. No, but she will still treat you with respect. Trust me. This girl is one of a kind and what great too is that she's easy to get along with! Maylani's most especially get along with Alyssa's.

Maylani and an Alyssa remind me of "Jake and Fin!" in Adventure Time They are best friends forever, no matter what happens.

Maylani by The Truest You October 11, 2011

mailan 

a vietnamese name that means flower.

Mailan is from Vietnam.

mailan by (:(; April 29, 2009

Mailan 

A ALWAYS beautiful, amazing, girl that can bring a smile to everyone's face

Mailan Bui

Mailan by jec204 August 18, 2011

tatiana maslany 

the cutest and most talented actress alive. in fact, she's the only actor alive. she is synonymous with playing every role possible, so how sure are we that she's not doing that this very second? how sure are you that your neighbor isn't tatiana? what about your teacher? parent? sibling? best friend? YOU?!

you: wow i really wish tatiana maslany were here.
tatiana: i heard my name..
you: hey tat, do you mind being me for a bit so i don't have to do jury duty?
tatiana: sure, dude! while i'm at it, i'll be everyone in the jury. and the judge. and the lawyers. and me being you.

tatiana maslany by daryldixonaf November 2, 2015