the cutest and most talented actress alive. in fact, she's the only actor alive. she is synonymous with playing every role possible, so how sure are we that she's not doing that this very second? how sure are you that your neighbor isn't tatiana? what about your teacher? parent? sibling? best friend? YOU?!

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

The personification of talent. Can play 13 different characters at once and you forget they are all in fact played by the same person. Can probably play your mother. Can also probably play you better than you could play yourself.