manumission
manumission by DerGrosseRausch November 22, 2004
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mansmission
n. (Slang) 1) A manual transmission; a stick-shift.
2) The preferred transmission for real men.
3) A class of cars that are arguably the most respected among car enthusiasts.
4) Arguably the best anti-theft system in North American cars.
v. -ed, -ing To assert dominance over your inferiors, esp. to people that drive automatics
2) The preferred transmission for real men.
3) A class of cars that are arguably the most respected among car enthusiasts.
4) Arguably the best anti-theft system in North American cars.
v. -ed, -ing To assert dominance over your inferiors, esp. to people that drive automatics
Son: "Hey Dad, I just bought a new car. I was originally going to buy the one with the mansmission, but I thought the automatic was more practical for my taste."
Dad: "You're not my son."
The new Corvette comes with an 8 speed automatic or a 7 speed mansmission.
Man:"Hey, hot stuff, I drive a mansmission. My name is--"
Woman: "OMG call me. Can't wait for tomorrow night!"
Tired of his annoying friends, the man mansmissioned them, and they immediately stepped back into line. It was his final warning. "It's time I get new friends that drive a mansmission," he said. Those friends are looking for a new leader to this day.
Dad: "You're not my son."
The new Corvette comes with an 8 speed automatic or a 7 speed mansmission.
Man:"Hey, hot stuff, I drive a mansmission. My name is--"
Woman: "OMG call me. Can't wait for tomorrow night!"
Tired of his annoying friends, the man mansmissioned them, and they immediately stepped back into line. It was his final warning. "It's time I get new friends that drive a mansmission," he said. Those friends are looking for a new leader to this day.
mansmission by PatchyLifeguard May 9, 2018
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flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
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1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
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3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
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