1 definition by PatchyLifeguard
n. (Slang) 1) A manual transmission; a stick-shift.
2) The preferred transmission for real men.
3) A class of cars that are arguably the most respected among car enthusiasts.
4) Arguably the best anti-theft system in North American cars.
v. -ed, -ing To assert dominance over your inferiors, esp. to people that drive automatics
2) The preferred transmission for real men.
3) A class of cars that are arguably the most respected among car enthusiasts.
4) Arguably the best anti-theft system in North American cars.
v. -ed, -ing To assert dominance over your inferiors, esp. to people that drive automatics
Son: "Hey Dad, I just bought a new car. I was originally going to buy the one with the mansmission, but I thought the automatic was more practical for my taste."
Dad: "You're not my son."
The new Corvette comes with an 8 speed automatic or a 7 speed mansmission.
Man:"Hey, hot stuff, I drive a mansmission. My name is--"
Woman: "OMG call me. Can't wait for tomorrow night!"
Tired of his annoying friends, the man mansmissioned them, and they immediately stepped back into line. It was his final warning. "It's time I get new friends that drive a mansmission," he said. Those friends are looking for a new leader to this day.
Dad: "You're not my son."
The new Corvette comes with an 8 speed automatic or a 7 speed mansmission.
Man:"Hey, hot stuff, I drive a mansmission. My name is--"
Woman: "OMG call me. Can't wait for tomorrow night!"
Tired of his annoying friends, the man mansmissioned them, and they immediately stepped back into line. It was his final warning. "It's time I get new friends that drive a mansmission," he said. Those friends are looking for a new leader to this day.
by PatchyLifeguard March 7, 2018