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Its my mantsch when I'm riding to always use the best gear possible, bro.
mantsch by AAGB June 7, 2017
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Die Mannschaft 

German for 'The Team' but is often used as a nickname for the German national football team.
'Ich liebe Die Mannschaft'
Die Mannschaft by Badstuber December 16, 2011

Manischewitz 

Heaven in a wineglass. Tastes best cold and gets you pleasantly numb in no time.
Manischewitz Concord Grape wines are the shit!
Manischewitz by pentozali October 6, 2012

manischitfaced 

Getting drunk at a passover seder.

Nearly impossible off manischewitz.
"Why the fuck do we recline? Does that even make sense? Give me some more hardboiled eggs!"

"What's the matter with him?"

"Don't worry about it. He's manischitfaced."
manischitfaced by Robert Tanchum April 20, 2008

Manischewitz 

the reason why kids always go crazy on holidays with their family.
Dad: Here Mendel, try some wine we just said the bracha

Mom: Don’t give him wine, he’s only 8

Dad: don’t worry, it’s just Manischewitz.... get over here Mendel

Mendel: ok daddy. (Drinks wine)

20 minutes later... Mendel is running around the house chasing his cousins and throwing game pieces everywhere and can’t sit still to play the weekly shabbos board game with the fam.
Manischewitz by 809 September 26, 2019

Mannschaft 

mannschaft is a common german word meaning team in sports or crew in seafaring.

contrary to popular belief, this is not a nickname for the german soccer national team, but can be used for any sports team or crew of a ship.

* the US football team - die US-footballmannschaft

* the chinese table tennis team - die chinesische tischtennismannschaft

* the german soccer team - die deutsche nationalmannschaft

* the crew of the USS nimitz - die mannschaft der USS nimitz

* the crew of a large ass freighter - die mannschaft eines saugroßen frachters ;)

the word is rarely, if ever, used outside of sports or seafaring.

for example, a team of scientists is not a mannschaft von wissenschaftlern, but simply a team of them, just like in english.

likewise, a team of terrorists will never be called a terroristenmannschaft, but simply a terroristenteam.

the crew of aircraft is usually called besatzung instead of mannschaft, both can be used and will be understood, but besatzung is more common.

the performance of the german soccer mannschaft seems to be completely random.
Mannschaft by Elfentraum June 26, 2008
A strategy used by gay men to attempt to sleep with straight men.
Eric: "I'm going out to the sports bar tonight. I've got Brett Favre's quarterback rating memorized from the last 10 years."

Adam: "Sounds like decent mantech, but Tom Brady's completion percentage from '04 might have a better chance of snagging you some"
Mantech by antipattern December 23, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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