Manischewitz 

Heaven in a wineglass. Tastes best cold and gets you pleasantly numb in no time.

Manischewitz Concord Grape wines are the shit!

Manischewitz by pentozali October 6, 2012

Manischewitz 

the reason why kids always go crazy on holidays with their family.

Dad: Here Mendel, try some wine we just said the bracha

Mom: Don’t give him wine, he’s only 8

Dad: don’t worry, it’s just Manischewitz.... get over here Mendel

Mendel: ok daddy. (Drinks wine)

20 minutes later... Mendel is running around the house chasing his cousins and throwing game pieces everywhere and can’t sit still to play the weekly shabbos board game with the fam.

Manischewitz by 809 September 26, 2019

Man-o-Manischewitz 

Words of exclamation. Instead of saying the redundant, Man-o-Man. When someone says or does something incredible/ incredulous one replies with Man-o-Manischewitz!!

Instead of saying Man-o-nan! I like bacon on my bagel. Man-o-Manischewitz!!
The best band ever is Hanson. Man-o-Manischewitz!!

Man-o-Manischewitz by GonzoJhawk April 22, 2023