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Mantsche

A kind of slurry you get as a result of squashing, smashing or squeezing fruits or oder food (e.g. strawberries) with a fork.
Erdbeermantsche mit Sahne, Schmand und Zucker - hmmmm, lecker!
by Food is gut January 2, 2009
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Manischewitz

Heaven in a wineglass. Tastes best cold and gets you pleasantly numb in no time.
Manischewitz Concord Grape wines are the shit!
by pentozali October 6, 2012
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Manischewitz

the reason why kids always go crazy on holidays with their family.
Dad: Here Mendel, try some wine we just said the bracha

Mom: Don’t give him wine, he’s only 8

Dad: don’t worry, it’s just Manischewitz.... get over here Mendel

Mendel: ok daddy. (Drinks wine)

20 minutes later... Mendel is running around the house chasing his cousins and throwing game pieces everywhere and can’t sit still to play the weekly shabbos board game with the fam.
by 809 September 26, 2019
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Man-o-Manischewitz

Words of exclamation. Instead of saying the redundant, Man-o-Man. When someone says or does something incredible/ incredulous one replies with Man-o-Manischewitz!!
Instead of saying Man-o-nan! I like bacon on my bagel. Man-o-Manischewitz!!
The best band ever is Hanson. Man-o-Manischewitz!!
by GonzoJhawk April 22, 2023
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Mattschecking

The act of touching 2 prolapsed anuses together, like a kiss
Josh and Mike were bent over Mattschecking each other.
by Harrymanback November 23, 2013
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mantsch

Its my mantsch when I'm riding to always use the best gear possible, bro.
by AAGB June 7, 2017
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manscheduling

When a man makes vague plans with you, with the intention of canceling if something better comes up, or he doesn't feel like putting pants on.
"He was manscheduling a date with her for Wednesday, saying he would call her that evening. He was sure to keep her from making plans of her own, while keeping an ear out for something potentially more fun".mansplaining man points man doing well sexit strategy romantic revenge
by irecracker May 22, 2014
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