Peyton Manthing 

Pork sword.

Brett Favre: "Wanna see my peyton manthing?"

Peyton Manthing by Fred Norman1 February 18, 2011

math is not mathing 

when something just doesn't add up.

Talking about mental health and then making suicide jokes? The math is not mathing.

math is not mathing by harleyinhawaii June 26, 2021

stupid man thing 

An insult directed to the protagonist of Resident Evil Village, Ethan Winters, by Lady Alcina Dimitrescu.

Example One:

"Stupid man thing! You won't live long, even if you run!"

Example Two:

"Stupid man thing, I'm f*cking balling!"

stupid man thing by burnmistress May 25, 2021

the big sus man thing 

if you shit in the kitchen sink and shout "SUS" 69 times at 4:20 AM the big sus man thing will appear and grant you three wishes, but do the opposite of what you wished for

me, shitting in the sink: SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS

the big sus man thing: hello child, I will grant you three wishes

me: I wish for immortality

the big sus man thing: *kills me*

the big sus man thing by illiterate neanderthal February 9, 2022

Man Thing 

A commonly used insult in Resident Evil. It basically means man, but it sounds more insulting.

Ethan: *st@bs Alcinas daughters and collects their c0rpses*
Alcina: UGH, STUPID MAN THING!

Man Thing by a stupid duck May 5, 2022

manting 

When you have sex in the shower with a virgin and you throw her down on the ground and flap your arms like a manta ray swimming on her back as you cum

person 1:dude, i was manting this girl last night....
person 2: nice! who was she?
Person 1: your sister

manting by The D and The V October 31, 2013

Manching 

Applies specifically to the region on Manchester, New Hampshire (not Manchester England). Most directly translated refers to the act of shoving ballon animals filled with black tar heroin into one's rectum.

"Hey bruh, sorry I didn't answer any of your calls. I was too busy manching."

Manching by Richard Blazincock August 22, 2015