v. to urinate on a shaved chest and watch it gather into a substantial body of urine, resembling a lake, or more appropriately, a pond, as the name suggests.
by The Progrum November 11, 2009
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I stupidly added ghost peppers to my burrito, and the next morning had to Man Pond my hole to keep from crying.
by Siphter September 16, 2015
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For a dude, the act of pulling out long hair that somehow ended up in your ass-crack, and the accompanying feeling that its actually coming out of your rectum. Usually some chicks long hair.
"You wouldn't believe the shanghai manpon i pulled out of my ass this morning, Brah! It felt like it was tied to my liver!"
by solaristrance April 20, 2015
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Erika: Oh yeah, I see him! His hair is long! We're going to have to tame that manpony!
Erika: Oh yeah, I see him! His hair is long! We're going to have to tame that manpony!
by Salmom April 29, 2009
Get the Manpony mug.Anything a guy uses, like toilet paper or anything like that, used to plug or cover your asshole to absorb things like mudbutt, anal leakage, and/or shart
Guy 1: What the fuck is that smell??
Guy 2: Oh that's my old manpon, I've been eating a bunch of spicy foods and haven't changed it for two days.
Guy 2: Oh that's my old manpon, I've been eating a bunch of spicy foods and haven't changed it for two days.
by Sexican619 January 2, 2007
Get the manpon mug.A paper towel like device inserted in the rectum of a gay man or a prisoner in order to stop the leakage of cum coming out of their butt-hole
Corrections Officer Schmidt removed a long piece of toilet paper from Inmate 015612's ass. Upon examining it, Office Schmidt didn't find shit but rather a white substance that resembled semen. When questioned about the toilet paper, Inmate 015612 said that it was a manpon.
by E-Dog1209 September 14, 2016
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a person who's very sweet, emotional and very humble. he is always ready to help people
he can't do bad with anyone intentionally
even he can be little jealous sometimes but if he loves you, he truly does
kinda lazy and procrastinate
a person who's very sweet, emotional and very humble. he is always ready to help people
he can't do bad with anyone intentionally
even he can be little jealous sometimes but if he loves you, he truly does
kinda lazy and procrastinate
oh Manpinder ! ki haal a veere
by empee_singh May 2, 2018
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