manpond
v. to urinate on a shaved chest and watch it gather into a substantial body of urine, resembling a lake, or more appropriately, a pond, as the name suggests.
manpond by The Progrum November 11, 2009
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Shanghai Manpon
For a dude, the act of pulling out long hair that somehow ended up in your ass-crack, and the accompanying feeling that its actually coming out of your rectum. Usually some chicks long hair.
"You wouldn't believe the shanghai manpon i pulled out of my ass this morning, Brah! It felt like it was tied to my liver!"
Shanghai Manpon by solaristrance April 20, 2015
manpon
Anything a guy uses, like toilet paper or anything like that, used to plug or cover your asshole to absorb things like mudbutt, anal leakage, and/or shart
Guy 1: What the fuck is that smell??
Guy 2: Oh that's my old manpon, I've been eating a bunch of spicy foods and haven't changed it for two days.
Guy 2: Oh that's my old manpon, I've been eating a bunch of spicy foods and haven't changed it for two days.
manpon by Sexican619 January 2, 2007
manpon
A paper towel like device inserted in the rectum of a gay man or a prisoner in order to stop the leakage of cum coming out of their butt-hole
manpinder
it's a rare Punjabi name for boys
a person who's very sweet, emotional and very humble. he is always ready to help people
he can't do bad with anyone intentionally
even he can be little jealous sometimes but if he loves you, he truly does
kinda lazy and procrastinate
a person who's very sweet, emotional and very humble. he is always ready to help people
he can't do bad with anyone intentionally
even he can be little jealous sometimes but if he loves you, he truly does
kinda lazy and procrastinate
manpinder by empee_singh May 2, 2018
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