manpond 

v. to urinate on a shaved chest and watch it gather into a substantial body of urine, resembling a lake, or more appropriately, a pond, as the name suggests.

You should have seen this guy get manponded last night. He was swimming fer sher.

manpond by The Progrum November 11, 2009

Man Pond 

When you make a clump of toilet paper wet, and place it betwixt your cheeks to cool off a spicy butt hole.

I stupidly added ghost peppers to my burrito, and the next morning had to Man Pond my hole to keep from crying.

Man Pond by Siphter September 16, 2015

Shanghai Manpon 

For a dude, the act of pulling out long hair that somehow ended up in your ass-crack, and the accompanying feeling that its actually coming out of your rectum. Usually some chicks long hair.

"You wouldn't believe the shanghai manpon i pulled out of my ass this morning, Brah! It felt like it was tied to my liver!"

Shanghai Manpon by solaristrance April 20, 2015

Manpony 

A boy with hair tied up in a pony tail.

John: Oh man, check out that manpony over there!

Erika: Oh yeah, I see him! His hair is long! We're going to have to tame that manpony!

Manpony by Salmom April 29, 2009

manpon 

Anything a guy uses, like toilet paper or anything like that, used to plug or cover your asshole to absorb things like mudbutt, anal leakage, and/or shart

Guy 1: What the fuck is that smell??
Guy 2: Oh that's my old manpon, I've been eating a bunch of spicy foods and haven't changed it for two days.

manpon by Sexican619 January 2, 2007

manpon 

A paper towel like device inserted in the rectum of a gay man or a prisoner in order to stop the leakage of cum coming out of their butt-hole

Corrections Officer Schmidt removed a long piece of toilet paper from Inmate 015612's ass. Upon examining it, Office Schmidt didn't find shit but rather a white substance that resembled semen. When questioned about the toilet paper, Inmate 015612 said that it was a manpon.

manpon by E-Dog1209 September 14, 2016

manpinder 

it's a rare Punjabi name for boys

a person who's very sweet, emotional and very humble. he is always ready to help people

he can't do bad with anyone intentionally

even he can be little jealous sometimes but if he loves you, he truly does

kinda lazy and procrastinate

oh Manpinder ! ki haal a veere

manpinder by empee_singh May 2, 2018