Manpony

A boy with hair tied up in a pony tail.

John: Oh man, check out that manpony over there!

Erika: Oh yeah, I see him! His hair is long! We're going to have to tame that manpony!

by Salmom April 29, 2009

Shanghai Manpon

For a dude, the act of pulling out long hair that somehow ended up in your ass-crack, and the accompanying feeling that its actually coming out of your rectum. Usually some chicks long hair.

"You wouldn't believe the shanghai manpon i pulled out of my ass this morning, Brah! It felt like it was tied to my liver!"

by solaristrance April 20, 2015

manpon

Anything a guy uses, like toilet paper or anything like that, used to plug or cover your asshole to absorb things like mudbutt, anal leakage, and/or shart

Guy 1: What the fuck is that smell??
Guy 2: Oh that's my old manpon, I've been eating a bunch of spicy foods and haven't changed it for two days.

by Sexican619 January 2, 2007

manpon

A paper towel like device inserted in the rectum of a gay man or a prisoner in order to stop the leakage of cum coming out of their butt-hole

Corrections Officer Schmidt removed a long piece of toilet paper from Inmate 015612's ass. Upon examining it, Office Schmidt didn't find shit but rather a white substance that resembled semen. When questioned about the toilet paper, Inmate 015612 said that it was a manpon.

by E-Dog1209 September 14, 2016

Manpon

Like a tampon only used in a mans rectum to soak up liquidy poo

by yoyo August 14, 2003

manpons

Similar to the feminine tampon, the masculine 'manpon' is used for the reduction of sweat between the cheeks of the buttocks, placed firmly between the cheeks in times of high pressure, stress, or sweat-causing situations

These new manpons work great! I never have to be embarrased at the gym again!

by Ross Smith February 13, 2003

Manpon

cool,soothing,moist,absorbant towellet that is place carefully between arse cheeks after a hard night of drinking and four or more bathroom visits.

That's my fourth sh*#t this morning does anyone have a manpon handy.

by Big B September 12, 2003