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Mannondale

A cyclist who is slow up hills, but can really crank down hills and on straightaways due to large frame and extra gut weight. Often times seen in very tight Cannondale cycling jersey.
That was a great ride today. I was really cranking and all of a sudden this guy passed me on the downhill in a blur and all I heard was 'Mannondale!'
Mannondale by briix October 27, 2006
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Parking the Pink Cannondale 

A childish cyclists' euphemism for having sex
"Oh yes, he said he would be out riding with us today, but he's got a new girlfriend- too busy Parking the Pink Cannondale.............."

or

"He Parked the Pink Cannondale at London Bridge, thus causing great offence and perturbation to passing tourists."

cannondale 

A once great American bicycle company, now just another mcbike. The company had a failed attempt to manufacture ATV and Motocross bikes. This caused a bankruptcy and being purchased by a private equity holding company (Pegasus). It looked as the company was back on track but no real advancement have been made since 2005. Many of the paint schemes even look like rejects from previous years.

Cannondales proudly displayed "Handmade in USA" on the rear seat stays. Now most models are just Mcbikes from China.

In 2008 Cannondale was sold to Dorel. A Canadian company that owns the ruins of many great brand such as Schwinn, GT and Mongoose. This makes the prospects look good to being just another Schwinn or Raleigh. A once great name that was dragged through the mud to make a fast buck on customers that don't know better but will learn why the price is so low. With the move to sell cheap bikes they have decided to compete with Asian brands and rebranders like Trek in a very crowed market. Most Treks are made by Giant in Taiwan.

You'd now be better off getting a Specialized or Bianchi. They are made in Taiwan but the parent companies have better track record on components and craftsmanship.
The main reason to buy a Cannondale was to own a quality American made bicycle that you knew was made in Pennsylvania. Now it's is just rebranded Chinese crap. Freds will probably knock themselves out to get a once premium name for 300 bucks.
cannondale by paris-roubaix March 20, 2008

cannondale 

American Bike Company Which prides itself on lightweight hand made bikes.
also pushes the boudaries in advancemant lay claim to many technological acheivements, including the lefty fork, and the 1.5 headset standard.
cannondale -judge
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cannondale by Fejfighter March 14, 2006

Cannondale 

an extra-wide penis named after the formerly wide-tubed aluminum bike frames
That dude sports a serious cannondale
Cannondale by roo-baix October 20, 2009

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026