A poundland Paula

This is a way you describe trashy women! You're basically calling her cheap by using the term "poundland" a poundland Paula will More then likely have 2 children with 2 different partners she is the type of woman to smell of alcohol and stale piss! A poundland Paula is someone who is unemployed, scum gutter if you like.

Would you take her home to meet the parents? No bro I couldn't she's a poundland Paula..

by Charlxxe February 15, 2020

Chalkeys

A pub in long eaton usually full of poundland paulas and other riffraff and scum gutter!

I cba to go into town tonight, I might just pick myself up a poundland Paula from chalkeys instead!

by Charlxxe February 11, 2020

Tret

Past tense Slang for "Treated"

He tret me like a knob!

by Charlxxe January 04, 2020

Arsetical

An arsehole of an Obsticle.. used to describe someone that's getting in the way off life.

I was going to get my shit together today but that Arsetical got in the way!!

by Charlxxe January 01, 2020

Mardy

A word that originated from Nottingham used to describe someone sulking also used by the Artic Monkeys!!

Now then mardy bum...

by Charlxxe January 04, 2020

Lad baby

Lad baby is a viral internet sensation who is known for sending buzz light year to the moon, beating man like Stormzy and Ariana Grande in the charts with his dong about Sausage Rolls lad baby is a well known Nottingham Forest supporter and him and His wife Roxy are Absolute Ledges!!!!

Hey did you see that funny video of lad baby the other day?

Yes mateeeeeee

by Charlxxe January 04, 2020

Prepping

Prepping is usually used to describe the preparation before a night out.

Prepping includes-
•fake tan
•shaving the minge
•moisturizing
•plucking ze brows!
•washing the hair

•painting the nails

Want to come shopping before we hit town tonight?

Nah I'll be busy prepping mate!

by Charlxxe January 04, 2020