Charlxxe's definitions

A poundland Paula

This is a way you describe trashy women! You're basically calling her cheap by using the term "poundland" a poundland Paula will More then likely have 2 children with 2 different partners she is the type of woman to smell of alcohol and stale piss! A poundland Paula is someone who is unemployed, scum gutter if you like.

Would you take her home to meet the parents? No bro I couldn't she's a poundland Paula..

by Charlxxe February 14, 2020

Chalkeys

A pub in long eaton usually full of poundland paulas and other riffraff and scum gutter!

I cba to go into town tonight, I might just pick myself up a poundland Paula from chalkeys instead!

by Charlxxe February 11, 2020

Sextivities

Any form of sexual activity!

Might have a night in with the mrs... boring! no mate we're going to have some sextivities, itl be a blast

by Charlxxe February 11, 2020

Prepping

Prepping is usually used to describe the preparation before a night out.

Prepping includes-
•fake tan
•shaving the minge
•moisturizing
•plucking ze brows!
•washing the hair

•painting the nails

Want to come shopping before we hit town tonight?

Nah I'll be busy prepping mate!

by Charlxxe January 4, 2020

Crazy Dave

Crazy Dave- the person doesn't have to Be called Dave to Be called "Crazy Dave" they called be called Charniqua, Charlotte or even Crumpet! Telling someone they are being a crazy Dave! is used when someone is acting Irrational or Dramatic!

"You're being abit of a crazy dave"

by Charlxxe January 4, 2020

Charniqua

This name is used to describe Gangsta girls called Charlotte! If Charlotte has her hoop Earrings in she will usually become a more Sassier version of herself filled with lots of attitude getting herself the Ghetto alter ego name CHARNIQUA.

who's this woman in my bed

My names Charniqua and what

by Charlxxe January 4, 2020

Char Ellis

Char Ellis.. From Nottingham! Quite a babe! Amazing sense of humor!

Ooo you sound like char Ellis now!

by Charlxxe January 4, 2020