Charlxxe's definitions

Shottingham

Also known as Nottingham but named "Shottingham" due to being the capital city of Gun and Knife Crime.. also known for tits fanny and forest (Nottingham Forest)

Girl on tinder:Where are you from?
Me:Shottingham!
Tinder: oh no, I'll have to wear my bullet proof vest on our date!

by Charlxxe January 1, 2020

Hucknall

Hucknall, also known as "Fucknall" or "Mucky" formerly a minors town Located in nottingham full of bars and micro pubs and locally known for the pedestrianised "Hucknall strip"

You out tonight? Yeah are u? I'm not out out I'm just going to go into Mucky T (Hucknall Town)

by Charlxxe January 1, 2020

Arsetical

An arsehole of an Obsticle.. used to describe someone that's getting in the way off life.

I was going to get my shit together today but that Arsetical got in the way!!

by Charlxxe January 1, 2020

Manplan

A plan with a man (date or shag)

I can't come tonight I've got a manplan

by Charlxxe January 1, 2020

September baby

Conceived on NYE (an accidental drunk shag)

I was planned.. oh was you? Im a September baby!

by Charlxxe January 1, 2020

Prepping

Prepping is usually used to describe the preparation before a night out.

Prepping includes-
•fake tan
•shaving the minge
•moisturizing
•plucking ze brows!
•washing the hair

•painting the nails

Want to come shopping before we hit town tonight?

Nah I'll be busy prepping mate!

by Charlxxe January 4, 2020

Crazy Dave

Crazy Dave- the person doesn't have to Be called Dave to Be called "Crazy Dave" they called be called Charniqua, Charlotte or even Crumpet! Telling someone they are being a crazy Dave! is used when someone is acting Irrational or Dramatic!

"You're being abit of a crazy dave"

by Charlxxe January 4, 2020