(noun) the carriage a man carries 'himself' in, a.k.a. where he carries his manhood, a.k.a. his scrotum, testicles, groin, these are all synonyms of mancarriage
(this is not a play on miscarriages, which are serious business and more common than most think; approximately 1 in 6 babies are miscarried long before the mother is even aware (the following month) when the fertilized egg is washed out of the vagina instead of attaching itself to the uteran wall, being fertilized shortly before her next period.)
(this is not a play on miscarriages, which are serious business and more common than most think; approximately 1 in 6 babies are miscarried long before the mother is even aware (the following month) when the fertilized egg is washed out of the vagina instead of attaching itself to the uteran wall, being fertilized shortly before her next period.)
Oh my god!" "What happened?" "She kicked him in the/his mancarriage and he dropped like a stone." "She kicked his mancarriage!" "I played catcher in IFA sports in college and took one to my mancarriage once... Took me a good 10 or 15 minutes to walk it off."
by phillydrifter August 14, 2011
Get the mancarriage mug.(verb) goes-<b>in</b>-tite: mock translation of German phase habitually repeated after someone sneezes.
AIM:
SexyHottie694u: Oh gosh, I just sneezed
StudMale4u2nite: goesintight
SexyHottie694u:...
StudMale4u2nite: i don't know how to spell it in german, it means 'god bless you' or something like that
SexyHottie694u: oh you are so sweet, thank you, lets make babies
SexyHottie694u: Oh gosh, I just sneezed
StudMale4u2nite: goesintight
SexyHottie694u:...
StudMale4u2nite: i don't know how to spell it in german, it means 'god bless you' or something like that
SexyHottie694u: oh you are so sweet, thank you, lets make babies
by Phillydrifter January 05, 2008
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Lemme cut the numbers real fast, I got no cash on me.
Honey, take me shopping for Valentine's day.
Ok sweetheart. Let me cut some numbers, you can go grab your coat, we can leave in five.
(woman takes one hour to 'get ready', guy browses pr0n online.)
Lemme cut the numbers real fast, I got no cash on me.
Honey, take me shopping for Valentine's day.
Ok sweetheart. Let me cut some numbers, you can go grab your coat, we can leave in five.
(woman takes one hour to 'get ready', guy browses pr0n online.)
by phillydrifter March 02, 2011
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Get the pna mug.acronym for "Most Massive Dump," used by guys in mixed company since most women would be disgusted by the thought of it.
Dave shows up late at party.
Eric: "Dave! Good to see you, what took you so long?"
Dave: (in front of date he brought) "had to take an MMD but it's all good, I'm here now."
Eric: "Dave! Good to see you, what took you so long?"
Dave: (in front of date he brought) "had to take an MMD but it's all good, I'm here now."
by phillydrifter January 01, 2011
Get the MMD mug.n. a pork wagon (or pork-mobile) is a police squad car, paddy wagon, or other clearly labeled law enforcement vehicle. Also known as 5-0 five oh
by phillydrifter May 07, 2011
Get the pork wagon mug.n. study in creationististic (!?) thought:
6001BC: nothing
6000BC: universe created with us at the center
7 days
rolls dice, tries once, fails
rolls again, fails, floods planet
rolls again...
hides dino skeletons to confuse
6001BC: nothing
6000BC: universe created with us at the center
7 days
rolls dice, tries once, fails
rolls again, fails, floods planet
rolls again...
hides dino skeletons to confuse
school of palintology:
palin: "blarg blarg
6001BC: nothing
6000BC: universe created with us at the center
7 days
rolls dice, tries once, fails
rolls again, fails, floods planet
rolls again...
hides dino skeletons to confuse
blarg"
palin: "blarg blarg
6001BC: nothing
6000BC: universe created with us at the center
7 days
rolls dice, tries once, fails
rolls again, fails, floods planet
rolls again...
hides dino skeletons to confuse
blarg"
by phillydrifter July 07, 2010
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