phillydrifter's definitions

palintology

n. study in creationististic (!?) thought:
6001BC: nothing
6000BC: universe created with us at the center
7 days
rolls dice, tries once, fails
rolls again, fails, floods planet
rolls again...
hides dino skeletons to confuse

school of palintology:
palin: "blarg blarg
6001BC: nothing
6000BC: universe created with us at the center
7 days
rolls dice, tries once, fails
rolls again, fails, floods planet
rolls again...
hides dino skeletons to confuse
blarg"

by phillydrifter July 7, 2010

mancarriage

(noun) the carriage a man carries 'himself' in, a.k.a. where he carries his manhood, a.k.a. his scrotum, testicles, groin, these are all synonyms of mancarriage

(this is not a play on miscarriages, which are serious business and more common than most think; approximately 1 in 6 babies are miscarried long before the mother is even aware (the following month) when the fertilized egg is washed out of the vagina instead of attaching itself to the uteran wall, being fertilized shortly before her next period.)

Oh my god!" "What happened?" "She kicked him in the/his mancarriage and he dropped like a stone." "She kicked his mancarriage!" "I played catcher in IFA sports in college and took one to my mancarriage once... Took me a good 10 or 15 minutes to walk it off."

by phillydrifter August 14, 2011

hagrag a.k.a. hag rag

n. a magazine or tabloid catering to whatever is raging in the female world; cover pics of beautifully photoshopped faces with a smatter of ATTENTION-GRABBING headlines. Distraction material, possible fap material as a last resort come judgment day.

I love technology because I was able to snap a 50-word female masturbation story out of a hagrag a.k.a. hag rag while waiting in line at the food store last week. SCORE

by phillydrifter October 18, 2011

ungasm

men: The subtle yet indescribably painful displeasure you feel in your genitals just after you've ejaculated and withdrawal your unit from whatever it was you had sex with. Tends to lessen if you 'wait inside' a few moments, but you'll always feel it.

For every man's orgasm, there is the inevitable painful ungasm.

by Phillydrifter December 17, 2008

pna

player dna; what makes a character a character in an MMORPG/mud/mush/etc.

P1: How do you cast purple fireballs?

P2: it's in my pna.

by phillydrifter June 19, 2006

pork wagon

n. a pork wagon (or pork-mobile) is a police squad car, paddy wagon, or other clearly labeled law enforcement vehicle. Also known as 5-0 five oh

Went to Slevs for smokes and saw a pork wagon in the parking lot, but I didn't see any pigs inside.

by phillydrifter May 7, 2011

MMD

acronym for "Most Massive Dump," used by guys in mixed company since most women would be disgusted by the thought of it.

Dave shows up late at party.
Eric: "Dave! Good to see you, what took you so long?"
Dave: (in front of date he brought) "had to take an MMD but it's all good, I'm here now."

by phillydrifter January 1, 2011