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This occurs commonly in business when a woman is put in charge of a project in a lead role such as project manager or coordinator and one or more men on the team make their own "manplan" because they think they know better, have more experience or think the woman needs help.
Alan tried to manplan the project when project coordinator Sylvia was out of town and he ended up pissing everyone off.
ManPlan by SPJohns August 26, 2020
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A plan with a man (date or shag)
I can't come tonight I've got a manplan
Manplan by Charlxxe January 1, 2020
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A secret plan known and worked out by two or more men that is centered around scoring women. It may involve a foreploy, diving on grenades, or the bucking bronco and possibly some high fives
Ok lets break it down.
Where going on a double date, the end goal is we take these women home and give them the shagging of there lives, meet each other in the hallway the next day as we leave and give each other high fives.

Ok manplan:
plan A: get them really drunk, really fast. possibly we 'accidentally' buy rounds at the same time.

plan B: There not into getting drunk because they have to work tomorrow, so we tempt them back to the house with promises of massages and tell them they can sleep in our spare bed (yea right!).

plan C: It doesn't work out, we agree that they are lesbians and bail.


manplan by paul aka harry potter October 7, 2008

manblanking

The process of men phasing out while women speak.
Example 1:
While Vicky was talking, Jan manblanked, not listening to a single word she said.

Example 2:
Vicky: "Don't you agree?"
Jan: "Sorry, what?"
Vicky: "Are you manblanking me again?!"
manblanking by MightyBooshers November 4, 2018
Removal of a sissy man's vagina and replacement with a set of balls
Ken uses a purple broom to clean the house, he really needs a mansplant
mansplant by longslim March 8, 2015

Manblanket 

A blanket of human male, useful for it's warming properties at night in the dead of winter.
I was so cold last night I couldn't sleep, my manblanket was out of town on a conference.
Manblanket by Fuffilina July 6, 2010

manpanties

Tight silk underwear worn by men.
Edward wore manpanties.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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