Manpax is the mass noun for Anal Displacement Correctors used by old guys who usually work in cheap pub chains. They are used when the guy has had too much anal sex or fisting and go up the ass like a tampon to stop the shit from slopping out.
"Look at that old queen.. bet he wears Manpax"
"ooh you should get some Manpax mate, your shoes have turned brown"
"ooh you should get some Manpax mate, your shoes have turned brown"
by Lex Talionis May 30, 2006
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There are many causes of manpain ranging from violently killed family member/mentor/lover(s) to a broken heart to absent parental figures or even a history of sexual and/or physical abuse.
Manpain is generally expressed in the following ways: breaking shit, drinking too much, picking fights in bars, becoming a costumed superhero and taking long drives while listening to wailing guitars. For the less violent it can be expressed by remaining stone-faced while flexing jaw muscles, staring broodingly into the middle distance and crying a single tear.
There are many causes of manpain ranging from violently killed family member/mentor/lover(s) to a broken heart to absent parental figures or even a history of sexual and/or physical abuse.
Manpain is generally expressed in the following ways: breaking shit, drinking too much, picking fights in bars, becoming a costumed superhero and taking long drives while listening to wailing guitars. For the less violent it can be expressed by remaining stone-faced while flexing jaw muscles, staring broodingly into the middle distance and crying a single tear.
Blind with manpain, he drove into the desert and cried single tear while tracing the faces of his murdered family in a photograph.
by takealittletime November 17, 2009
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by Soundclout November 5, 2018
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by ernie ba hernie January 11, 2008
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by VS 22 AT'S December 23, 2006
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A man who is your companion.
A man who is your companion.
Girl: You spend so much time with Frank, its like he's your boyfriend
Guy: Relax baby, we just enjoy playing video games. He's my manpanion.
Guy: Relax baby, we just enjoy playing video games. He's my manpanion.
by Rugger X August 29, 2007
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