manpax 

Manpax is the mass noun for Anal Displacement Correctors used by old guys who usually work in cheap pub chains. They are used when the guy has had too much anal sex or fisting and go up the ass like a tampon to stop the shit from slopping out.

"Look at that old queen.. bet he wears Manpax"
"ooh you should get some Manpax mate, your shoes have turned brown"

manpax by Lex Talionis May 30, 2006

Manpain

When a grown man has the emotional life of an angsty teenager he is said to be experiencing manpain, especially if he tries to compensate with macho behavior.

There are many causes of manpain ranging from violently killed family member/mentor/lover(s) to a broken heart to absent parental figures or even a history of sexual and/or physical abuse.

Manpain is generally expressed in the following ways: breaking shit, drinking too much, picking fights in bars, becoming a costumed superhero and taking long drives while listening to wailing guitars. For the less violent it can be expressed by remaining stone-faced while flexing jaw muscles, staring broodingly into the middle distance and crying a single tear.

Blind with manpain, he drove into the desert and cried single tear while tracing the faces of his murdered family in a photograph.

Manpain by takealittletime November 17, 2009

manpanties

Tight silk underwear worn by men.

Edward wore manpanties.

manpanties by Gumba the Gully Dwarf May 18, 2004

Psychotic Maniax 

A stupid, crazy motherfucker who also likes to rap with huge loads of autotune.

Ya'll went to the to see Psychotic Maniax yesterday at the Ritz?! I heard he gave away free blunts!!

Psychotic Maniax by Soundclout November 5, 2018

Maypax 

The offical tampon of NASCAR. It is said so in "Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby" as one of the "ads" in the movie.

Maypax: offical tampon of NASCAR.
-- Ricky Bobby

Maypax by ernie ba hernie January 11, 2008

manpaper 

the act of changing an unexpected persons desktop from his family or friends to a man or men comitting gay acts

Tommy logged on to his computer only to find out that Sean had manpapered him.

manpaper by VS 22 AT'S December 23, 2006

Manpanion 

A male friend with whom another person spends large amounts of time. Describing someone as your "manpanion" does not imply that any sort of sexual activity takes place.

A man who is your companion.

Girl: You spend so much time with Frank, its like he's your boyfriend
Guy: Relax baby, we just enjoy playing video games. He's my manpanion.

Manpanion by Rugger X August 29, 2007