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Large, male hands that want to touch you.
"Get your dirty manpaws off me"
manpaws by unJulia February 24, 2007
Urban Dictionary Merch
The hands of a horny, and usually overly aggressive male being placed inappropriately on a female.
Diane: “That motherfucker at the party put his man paws all over my breasts like he was some sort of deranged animal.”
Jack: “Well you do have nice tits, Sugarboobs. Makes a man want to get all frisky.”
Man Paws by ThickDickNick May 8, 2019
A Man Paw is an open hand slap using the palm of the hand closest to the wrist, the Man Paw slap method is used in place of the bitch slap when maximum damage is desired but a punch is not appropriate. A good Man Paw to someones face can often lead to black eyes, cuts, and a loss of consciousness if applied correctly. Personally I apply the Man Paw method when I think a man is a bitch and deserves to be humiliated with an open hand instead of giving them any entitlement to the closed fist punch, it could also be applied when dealing with an unruly, unreasonable, or overly feisty women haha, MAN PAW!!
I fucked that douchbag up at the bar with a Man Paw last night, what a bitch.

Woman you better watch your mouth or your gonna get a ManPaw!
ManPaw by aa01 May 15, 2010
Man Portable Air Defence Systems are surface-to-air missiles which are guided to shoot down enemy aircraft from the ground
We are going to send some MANPADS to (country)
manpads by andreihardbassnik May 23, 2022

quadruple manpass surgery 

Like quadruple bypass surgery, only manlier.
Hey Tobias the Armenian Prawn driver!
Yo.
Driven any prawns lately?
Once or twice.
Say, I like your sideburns.
Thanks.
Well, I need to go and have quadruple manpass surgery.
Sucks for you.

manpaste 

during a male orgasm manpaste comes from the male organ of copulation
manpaste by Justin and Marcus April 29, 2003

manpassion 

The love two men have for one another.
When I look at Ben my heart is filled with manpassion.
manpassion by mitchdactt July 24, 2008
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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