manoë 

A RETARD

OMG UR SUCH A MANOË

manoë by Damn shotty February 14, 2022

manoe

actual v annoying sometimes. but is even worse when drunk. ok thats all. #sometimeswannakill

Person: ugh do u know manoe?
Other person: Oh ya i wanna kill that wvss bitch
person: Shes even worse when drunk

manoe by mikehawk5781 November 1, 2019

manoe

typically a very annoying individual. she tries very very hard to impress boys and sometimes annoys them constantly. she's 30x worse when drunk.

girl: do u know that manoe girl?
boy: ya i snap-chatted her but then realized she was tlking to 12 other guys.
girl: the one from wvss?
boy: ya hate that bitch.

manoe by mikehawk5781 November 1, 2019

manoe

A man's canoe, typically very ugly and unappealing to women.

Man: "Hey, come check out my manoe. I just finished spray-painting it camoflauge. That way fish won't see it as good. Isn't she a beauty?"

Woman: "At first I was feeling really excited abut our date because I knew he had a pickup truck, but when he pulled up with his manoe on top I ran back inside."

manoe by Snozona February 19, 2014

Mandela Nut 

When you can't find the porn that you jacked off to a couple of days ago. Did that video ever exist or did you just cum so hard you nutted into another dimension?

"Bro, I can't find that video of Riley Reid anywhere on the internet. What happened?"

"Who's Riley Reid?"

"Oh no...did I just Mandela Nut?"

"I don't know. Let's blow each other to see if we're in the right dimension."

Mandela Nut by ThisIsMatthewCastro June 22, 2018

The Mandela Catalogue 

(WARNING: MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS, WATCH THE SERIES FIRST.)
"...For the preservation of security"
The Mandela Catalogue is an Analog Horror series of VHS tapes, Made by Alex Kister on 6/9/21 (Supposed to be 6/10/21). The Mandela Catalogue was inspired by "The Walten Files", "Local 58", "Gemini Home Entertainment" and "Marble Hornets". This series is about Alternates, Intruders. Alternates are entities that turn into humans when the victim dies. Intruders are people who kidnap/abduct children and made one mother "DISTRAUGHT AT THE SIGHT OF HER MISSING INFANT" (in the episode, not In real life).

"The Mandela Catalogue is a great analogue horror series."

The Mandela Catalogue by 144p CESAR_TORRES April 13, 2022

Manbership

Your card-carrying right to being a man and all the privileges to which you're entitled.

"Hey guys, did you check out the new Coldplay CD?"

"Uh, dude, I think you need to turn in your manbership. Pussy."

Manbership by Zotmaster January 16, 2009