manmaid

Man mermaid

I love Manmaids

by XxAnG3lXxD56 February 2, 2015

ManMaid

Housework requiring man muscles for best results

I cant scrub my tiles hard enough to get them really clean, I will have to hire a ManMaid to get the job done right.

by Opus Broker August 23, 2018

Mandaids

Small pieces of duct tape or masking tape used to control bleeding in the absence of sterile bandages.

Keith spent hours putting down a new floor, stopping only briefly to apply mandaids after he injured himself.

by Tagz September 5, 2010

mandaid

Band-aids made for men who get injured in manly ways doing manly things. Such as construction, weight-lifting or eating red meat.

Construction Worker 1: Ahh, I just cut my finger off. I need a Band-Aid

Construction Worker 2: No man, you need a mandaid.

by 314 February 28, 2008

Man maid

A man that performs tasks for women, both useful around the house things and more personal, sexual things.

Hey girlfriend, my new man maid is totally awesome, he worked all night!

by Tnp12rocks March 27, 2017

mandaid

The manly form of bandaid. It consists of a strip of Duct Tape and either a paper towel, napkin, or any absorbent cloth. The duct tape is then placed on any wound.

Dude i think i severed an artery.....
It's cool homie, just make a mandaid.

by UberWolfe February 20, 2007

Mandaid

A bandaid of the manliest sorts. Coonsists of duct tape, and tissue/toilet paper, or cotton. Some have even have attained a level of manliness as to where only duct tape is needed.

Real Man: "I cut off 3/4 of my arm while mowing through a crowd of hippes with my cahain saw."

Other Guy : "And you still have an arm!"

Real Man : "Of course I wrapped it in a mandaid."

by Chris Hargrave May 7, 2007