mandera 

Mandera is a smart, beautiful and courageous girl. Her sence of dealing with life is unimaginably unique and breathtaking. She’s caring and sweet and the second she walks in all the guys turn to gaze at her beauty. She is a very responsible and respectful human but she always enjoys showing off a bit her amazing body. But most of all Mandera doesn’t give up in anyone. She’s there for u when u need her. She is one of the best people you will ever find in life. If you have a Mandera in your life never let them slip away because there one in a million.

I think my boyfriend has feelings for Mandera.... but who can blame him she’s stunning

mandera by Marley Suedards January 10, 2018

Mandrama

The roller coaster of emotions that a man causes others to have. From excitement, happiness, joy, lust and love in one moment to anger, frustration and hatred the next. This cycle is often repeated numerous times. Mandrama is the worst thing about dating.

He text every morning for two weeks. You start thinking maybe you might like this guy a little. Next day, no text? Hmm I wonder if he's ok? I wonder if it's something I said? Maybe he met someone else. Maybe he just realized he didn't like me? Maybe he's just a jerk.

A few days later... texts start again.

I don't think I can handle the mandrama that goes along with dating.

Mandrama by CrazyGirlWonder December 24, 2016

Mandela Nut 

When you can't find the porn that you jacked off to a couple of days ago. Did that video ever exist or did you just cum so hard you nutted into another dimension?

"Bro, I can't find that video of Riley Reid anywhere on the internet. What happened?"

"Who's Riley Reid?"

"Oh no...did I just Mandela Nut?"

"I don't know. Let's blow each other to see if we're in the right dimension."

Mandela Nut by ThisIsMatthewCastro June 22, 2018

Mandrama

The drama created by a man in a relation due to his erratic behavior, poor decision making skills, lying or cheating.

My best friends husband cheated on her. His girlfriend is pregnant. Divorce is imminent. Emotions explode. She is a wreck from all the mandrama.

Mandrama by CrazyGirlWonder December 24, 2016

The Mandela Catalogue 

(WARNING: MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS, WATCH THE SERIES FIRST.)
"...For the preservation of security"
The Mandela Catalogue is an Analog Horror series of VHS tapes, Made by Alex Kister on 6/9/21 (Supposed to be 6/10/21). The Mandela Catalogue was inspired by "The Walten Files", "Local 58", "Gemini Home Entertainment" and "Marble Hornets". This series is about Alternates, Intruders. Alternates are entities that turn into humans when the victim dies. Intruders are people who kidnap/abduct children and made one mother "DISTRAUGHT AT THE SIGHT OF HER MISSING INFANT" (in the episode, not In real life).

"The Mandela Catalogue is a great analogue horror series."

The Mandela Catalogue by 144p CESAR_TORRES April 13, 2022

Slutty Mandela 

A white dude who only sleeps with as many black chicks as possible based purely on sport rather than attraction.

Hey shaqueena, So I slept with that dreadlocked white boy who always hangs out at the pizza shop.

Nah ah girl, his slutty mandela ass must have fucked on every hood rat thot I know.

Slutty Mandela by Ranchgirls July 16, 2020

The Mandela Catalogue 

The Mandela Catalogue is a Youtube series made by Alex Kister. This series gave me nightmares and wet bed sheets.

The Mandela Catalogue is terrifying.

The Mandela Catalogue by The ObéSter October 30, 2021