manbulance

Ambulance that is called to assist a man whose self confidence has exceeded his actual athletic abilities.

The high-school kids offered to call a manbulance for the 70 year old man who insisted that he could beat them playing full court basketball.

by Adrian Marc December 14, 2014

Mumbulance

(noun) (US: Mombulance) The name given to the vehicle (and driver) that comes to rescue you from a drunken emergency, anytime after 3am. The mumbulance is usually only called as a last resort. The mumbulance is always driven by the victim's mother.

The mumbulance is a service provided by the Mum brigade.

A: "How the fuck did you get home last night? You were wasted! Did you get a cab?"

B: "No, I lost my wallet and threw up. I had to call the mumbulance. She wasnt happy."

A: "Standard."

by Rainer Schubert January 27, 2009

Manblanket

A blanket of human male, useful for it's warming properties at night in the dead of winter.

I was so cold last night I couldn't sleep, my manblanket was out of town on a conference.

by Fuffilina July 6, 2010

Vanbulance

The "van-style" ambulance. Not the typical modular body style ambulance. Vanbulances are often seen in crowded city environments where larger ambulances would have difficulty negotiating traffic, etc...

Not only are vanbulances fuggly (that's frigging ugly) the patient campartment is extremely cramped.

by EMS Smurf August 15, 2007

manglance

when you look at a man in a nonhomosexual way and think he is fly.

I gave him an manglance and wanted his hair.

by twinkle douche July 15, 2010

Manlance

Is used as another description for "penis".

Wow, your manlance is HUGE!

by sefi89 February 4, 2009

manbundance

A situation that occurs when there are many eligible, qualified men for you to date. This is an urban myth. Does not actually happen.

"I'm so happy with this manbundance! I meet great guys everyday!"

by Reenz February 28, 2013