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mansurance 

A group of three or more girls hanging together at a public place (most likely a bar) who are willing to protect others of their group from the awkward and/or unattractive guys that might approach them during the course of the evening.
"Stacey, wanna hang at The Sau later tonight?"

"No way, I heard that John from accounting goes there to try and pick up women on his night off."

"Don't worry, we've got mansurance; I'm bringing Krista and Wren along."
mansurance by freakydeakscale October 20, 2009
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Manstrange 

A word used to describe male genitalia
Dylan was all up in James’s manstrange at their picnic last Saturday
Manstrange by Strangetame20 October 14, 2020
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manbulance 

Ambulance that is called to assist a man whose self confidence has exceeded his actual athletic abilities.
The high-school kids offered to call a manbulance for the 70 year old man who insisted that he could beat them playing full court basketball.
manbulance by Adrian Marc December 14, 2014

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008