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management minga 

A slightly lower form of life than the common cretin. A management minga will typically enrol in generalist 'management' courses that don't teach any specific skills. Akin to learning how to breathe, the study of 'management' is practically useless. This has been demonstrated through the inability of these mingas to gain employment after graduation. I mean what are they going to manage? Are they going to be employed as as 'managers'? Most are also very unfortunate looking, hence the minga label.
"Hey what are you going to study?"

"I want to be a management minga. I cant wait till after uni- I won't have any specific skills and some HUGE company will hire me as a manager"

"Hmmm, I take it you couldn't get into anything else...."

"Umm, yeah"
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mangagement ring 

An engagement ring worn by a man. Often worn by men in a relationship with a more progressive partner. Usually applies to heterosexual couples. Man + Engagement Ring= Mangagement ring
Dude A: What is that ring all about, I didn't think you were married?
Dude B: We just got engaged, but she wanted me to wear a ring as well
Dude A: Wow, she has you wearing a mangagement ring

Mangagement Ring 

The ring given when a woman proposes marriage to a man. Often seen as immasculating.
When Marsha proposed to Steve she presented his mangagement ring. He then said yes yes a thousand times yes. He then proceeded to put on a fancy dress and bake some cookies.
Mangagement Ring by Jomo0229 March 3, 2022

mengagement ring 

She wasn't going to let him get away, so she totally popped the question and got him a mengagement ring.

Mengagement ring 

A male engagement ring, worn by a man given to him by his male or female civil partner/wife to be.

The word was invented by UK Jeweller H.Samuel (www.hsamuel.co.uk), who first launched a nationwide Mengagement ring in February 2009.
She proposed to him with a Mengagement ring.

He wears his Mengagement ring with pride.

After we get married, I'll move my Mengagement ring to my other hand.

Mangagement 

When Two Completely Heterosexual Males Wear Rings On Their Ring Finger, Symbolising Their Male Bonds. There Is No Sexual Or Romantic Connotations, Only The Evidence Of A Manly Connection.
Guy1: Adam And Angus Wear Rings. The Homos.
Guy2: They Arent Homo, They Have a Mangagement!
Mangagement by AdamskiAnnihalation February 13, 2009

mangagement ring 

A mangagement ring is a ring that is worn by a man who is proposed to by his girlfriend. Or is worn by a man after proposing to his girlfriend.
1. Heidi decided to propose to her boyfriend, and she got him a beautiful mangagement ring.

2. Austin proposed to his girlfriend, and in return she got him a mangagement ring.