man taco

when a guy pulls his dick and balls back between his legs (forming a basket of fruit behind him) and then putting his legs together to simulate the look of a vagina.

Also called a mangina

"I thought I was gonna bust a gut when that wack job in Silence of the Lambs danced in front of the mirror admiring his man taco."

by pseudonym September 18, 2004

mexi-man taco

when you eat the bean burrito that comes out of a mans ass

jeff: did you hear?
tom: what?
jeff: i gave stacy a mexi-man taco last night
tom: nice

by D. Sanchez! January 24, 2010

wee-man taco stand

A sexual act in which a female receives cunilingus while standing with legs spread eagle from a dwarf/midget standing proud, standing tall.

Missy took a midget home from the bar last night, to feed at her wee-man taco stand.

by David Kenney November 30, 2007

Taco Man

A super hero with a mustache, diguised as a taco that uses his taco powers to repel evil.

by Hill Man February 12, 2006

Taco-man

Hiding outside the Taco Bell drive through and stealing someone's food when the employee hands it out the window. when running away it is necesary to yell "TACO MAN!!!"

hey, lets Taco-man tonight.

by pinman09 March 28, 2007

Taco man

A man covered in tacos

I need a taco man

by Eric davenport October 12, 2018

Taco Man

A man with a vagina.

"Has your new boyfriend got a big dick?"
"Oh, he's a taco man, so we use a strapon"

by thatlittlepenis February 10, 2017