man mom 

mom that looks/sounds lik a man

or

two lesbian women and oune decides to be called a man mom instead of the child having a dad

i am a man mom!

man mom by urmom.comohhhhhhhhhhhhh October 9, 2008

lil man's mom

a woman who needs to get laid and to have a baby that she can be proud of a man she please and help her out and make her out

lil man's mom is a demon in the sack

lil man's mom by The Guy u want 2 know March 20, 2022

Man, whatever your mom says 

Man, whatever your mom says. This means that the sayer of this phrase is willing to do whatever your mom says. He has an extreme love for your mom and will do whatever she says. While saying this phrase, the sayer will shit his pants and also massive jizz bomb in his pants with the thought of doing whatever your mom says. With love, your mom.

Girlfriend: What do you wanna do babe?
Boyfriend: Man, whatever your mom says.
Girlfriend: Why does it smell like shit...DID YOU FUCKING JIZZ YOURSELF?!

Man, whatever your mom says by Your Awesome January 5, 2011

big black man having sex while you eat your mom. 

fetish

NAH DID I JUST CATCH YOU HAVING SEX WITH A BIG BLACK MAN WHILE EATING YO MOMMA FR NAHHH JIT TRIPPIN BALLZ

big black man having sex while you eat your mom.

big black man having sex while you eat your mom. by REAL CHEESE MASTER February 16, 2023

Man Moment 

A man moment is a universal phenomenon all men experience in which he fails to find an item until enlisting the help of a female— often a mother, mother figure, or significant other.

Man: I can’t find my shoes.
Female: You’re having a man moment, they’re right in front of you.

Man Moment by NotSoUrbanBictionary August 29, 2020

Man moment 

When a man says something so unfunny that he has to repeat it a couple of times because he thinks nobody heard him.

“That’s why you are a women, I hate women”
“Man moment”

Man moment by Coolgurl23 March 17, 2021

mellified man moment 

When a situation is good but bad at the same time, ie like a eating a mellified man, it’s bad cause your earring corpse honey, but good cause it’s honey

Neil: “damn this food is moldy, but I can get a refund from the restaurant, this is a mellified man moment”

mellified man moment by Derpking666 February 9, 2023