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Old Man Gap Year 

The time off between your last day of work and your first day of retirement, typically spent drinking, golfing, fishing, or drinking. Usually occurs when you’re not quite ready to retire, but you can’t stand your fucking job for another second.
I saw Fred at the golf course again yesterday. Did he retire or is he just on his “Old Man Gap Year”?
Old Man Gap Year by Nacho Burris November 4, 2022
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Also known as rebound, a man that you're with or a hook up that doesn't represent what you want in a husband, but works for now.

Sometimes you think he's your new boo, or sometimes you know he's just a fling or a fuck boy, and sometimes you don't know.
"Hey, who's that new guy with Jenni?"
"Ohh, yea, that's Meyher."
"He's fine! Is that her new boo?"
"Yea, but he lives in his parents basement and plays video games all day. He's just her gap man."
gap man by Jamesknapper October 24, 2018

Eye Gap Man 

A guy with a huge eye gap
Eye Gap Man has a big eye gap
Eye Gap Man by Jack Peter Jones November 9, 2020
A man that will never be your husband, but you use as a fuckboy between bfs.
"Hey Jenni, is that your new bf?"
"Yea!"
"Is he the one? Husband material?"
"Naw, he's just good in bed and I got bored."
"Ahh, your gap man"
gap man by Jamesknapper October 24, 2018

man gape 

The act of man spreading so hard that ones boy pussy starts to gape. The open asshole releases a stench into the room, to the displeasure, or pleasure, to those around. Typically used in rare circumstances, because only few men can spread their legs that far. Man gaping can be used in some cultures to exert dominance.
Darragh: Holy guacomole what is that god forsaken smell?
Sean: Oh that’s just creepy Ra, he’s spotted a couple of Yeshiva freshmen girls, and he is using his man gape technique to show them who’s the alpha.

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mangaperson by Managperson January 29, 2005