Jamesknapper's definitions

Frottage

Rubbing the cock with another cock to blow a wad. It usually ends up in a big ole mess of cum.

Are you into Frottage?

by Jamesknapper September 27, 2005

snickers

A dirty cock after pulling out of a dirty ass.

Derived from the visual of a melted "Snickers" bar.

when your boyfriend or girlfriend hasn't cleaned the pipes before a backdoor intrusion you often pull out a snickers.

by Jamesknapper July 18, 2008

bored

code name for horny used by chatters

Messaged person: Wassup?
Horny person: Nadda VERY bored...you?
Messaged person: Bored here too! *wink*
Horny person: *nice* wanna fuck?

by Jamesknapper September 27, 2005

fucktard

An insult replacing the nonPC term "Retard"

Jeez man you are a real FUCKTARD!

by Jamesknapper September 27, 2005

faceboo

Yo, you know those friends on Facebook, friends of friends, people you don't know, but they always be likin yo posts, sending Happy Birthday or commenting on yo club pics? They yo faceboos. You have ya bros, ya hos, ya boos, ya cuz and ya faceboos.

Babe, why ya gotta be so jealous! Quit trippin! She's just my faceboo!

by Jamesknapper June 4, 2013

Nice shoes, wanna Netflix and chill?

A super-direct way to get in the door for a fuck. Netflix and chill, means that you are going to go over to your partners house and fuck with Netflix in the background. The compliment about the shoes, ensures this approach's effectiveness.

Bromigo 1: Yo, me and Karen totally just fucked to "Despicable Me 2"
Bromigo 2: Bruh...dude! How'd you get her to agree to that!?!
Bromigo 1: I said what any proper gentleman would, "Nice Shoes, wanna Netflix and Chill?"

by Jamesknapper October 20, 2015

gap man

Also known as rebound, a man that you're with or a hook up that doesn't represent what you want in a husband, but works for now.

Sometimes you think he's your new boo, or sometimes you know he's just a fling or a fuck boy, and sometimes you don't know.

"Hey, who's that new guy with Jenni?"
"Ohh, yea, that's Meyher."
"He's fine! Is that her new boo?"
"Yea, but he lives in his parents basement and plays video games all day. He's just her gap man."

by Jamesknapper October 24, 2018