Man Bear
Someone who is a complete cock nose and regularly shits the bed when it comes to updating contract pricing should be referred to as a man bear.
Man Bear by lobsterneuberg May 7, 2009
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man-bear
(verb)
To insert a cigar tube into a woman's anus in an attempt to provide maximum stimulation during sexual intercourse. Normally only done while in the doggy style position.
To insert a cigar tube into a woman's anus in an attempt to provide maximum stimulation during sexual intercourse. Normally only done while in the doggy style position.
Man Bear Pig
A disgusting, foul, ugly ass chick who you just cannot stand! Usually resembling a man in the face, a bear in the body, and a pig in personality, this foul creature lurks in the back of your study hall, the middle of the locker room, and at the front of the lunch line! Give her a cookie and she'll love you forever, give her a cock, and she'll suck it, fuck it, then put a bun and mustard on it and treat it as a hot dog.
"dude, did you see that new man bear pig that just transferred from Florida?"
"damn dude... that creature sure is one ugly man bear pig... how long til she eats some1?"
"damn dude... that creature sure is one ugly man bear pig... how long til she eats some1?"
Man Bear Pig by Dikey McCarpetMuncher December 16, 2008
Man Bear Pig Shot
The Man Bear Pig is a series of shots consisting of an Irish Car Bomb, Jager Bomb and a Boiler Maker taken in sequence. Widely regarded as the most intense shot in the history of alcohol consumption, the MBP is not for the faint of heart. Only those with a sufficient base of mustiness should challenge the elusive MBP. There has only been one recorded engagement and though the MBP was defeated, it was not conquered.
The Handsy Man and the Fertile Esquire successfully fought off a Man Bear Pig Shot last night, not realizing that they were critically injured they carried on. The next day Man Bear Pig showed its teeth when the Fertile Esquire woke up under the dining room table and the Handsy Man had dicks drawn on his face. Blackout - Get There!
Man Bear Pig Shot by snackdizzle April 17, 2009
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man bear pig by SkaterBoy October 10, 2007
man bear pig
al gore being super cereal or serial that half man ,half bear , half pig creature exists and attacks people in south park where they say al gore has no freinds and wants atttention XD! MBP !!
man bear pig by gPv16 March 20, 2010
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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