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mamph by djh712 November 24, 2009
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Ricky Lake was a Mampee most of her life
Mampee by epitome1978 November 10, 2009
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Memphis Style 

When one masturbates with no lubrication, a dry rub. Similar to the Memphis style of cooking which involves no BBQ sauce.
Nick: Hey Jake, I'm all out of KY Jelly and all my lotion just ran out!

Jake: You can use the smuckers in the refrigerator if you go to the store and buy more.

Nick: That's alright, I have to go to school in ten minutes, I'll just go Memphis Style.

Jake: Be careful big guy, don't be too rough or you'll have a bloody mess, trust me.
Memphis Style by -Francis August 25, 2013

Mamparra 

An Afrikaans expression:
a Mamparra is an idiot or stupid person.
Typically used in reference to bad drivers.
It also describes an inferior product or service.
"The mamparra at the call centre couln't even pronounce my name, SMITH Mamparra Smith!"

"The mamparra in the Minibus cut me off."

"The mamparra in the Minibus stopped right in the middle of the main road to let passengers out"

"That is not a phone, it is just some Mamparra plastic with buttons and a sim card"
Mamparra by Gedagte January 17, 2012

Memphis Barbeque

A hand job without the use of lubrication, also known as a "Dry Rub"
Hey, did you hear about what happened to Sean last night?" "Yeah, I heard he erupted like Mt. Kilimanjaro after receiving a Memphis Barbeque!
This maphuka took my turkey sandwich.
Maphuka by SEE JAY TEE March 8, 2018

memphis whistle 

when you inverted 69 standing up and while she is blowin you upside down, blow into her butthole like a moonshine bottle. whhoooooooo.
MEMPHIS WHISTLE ...when you inverted 69 standing up and while she is blowin you upside down, blow into her butthole like a moonshine bottle. whhoooooooo
memphis whistle by sharknuts August 25, 2011
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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