mamph

methamphetamine

let's go smoke some mamph

by djh712 November 24, 2009

Mampee

fat and out of shape

Ricky Lake was a Mampee most of her life

by epitome1978 November 10, 2009

Memphis Style

When one masturbates with no lubrication, a dry rub. Similar to the Memphis style of cooking which involves no BBQ sauce.

Nick: Hey Jake, I'm all out of KY Jelly and all my lotion just ran out!

Jake: You can use the smuckers in the refrigerator if you go to the store and buy more.

Nick: That's alright, I have to go to school in ten minutes, I'll just go Memphis Style.

Jake: Be careful big guy, don't be too rough or you'll have a bloody mess, trust me.

by -Francis August 25, 2013

Mamparra

An Afrikaans expression:
a Mamparra is an idiot or stupid person.
Typically used in reference to bad drivers.
It also describes an inferior product or service.

"The mamparra at the call centre couln't even pronounce my name, SMITH Mamparra Smith!"

"The mamparra in the Minibus cut me off."

"The mamparra in the Minibus stopped right in the middle of the main road to let passengers out"

"That is not a phone, it is just some Mamparra plastic with buttons and a sim card"

by Gedagte January 17, 2012

Memphis Barbeque

A hand job without the use of lubrication, also known as a "Dry Rub"

Hey, did you hear about what happened to Sean last night?" "Yeah, I heard he erupted like Mt. Kilimanjaro after receiving a Memphis Barbeque!

by Cha Cha Cha78 May 6, 2011

Maphuka

Slang for motherfucker

This maphuka took my turkey sandwich.

by SEE JAY TEE March 8, 2018

memphis whistle

when you inverted 69 standing up and while she is blowin you upside down, blow into her butthole like a moonshine bottle. whhoooooooo.

MEMPHIS WHISTLE ...when you inverted 69 standing up and while she is blowin you upside down, blow into her butthole like a moonshine bottle. whhoooooooo

by sharknuts August 25, 2011