Mamphy

Jamaican definition of a really fat woman..

Shotta: Yow Rasta, I hear u a tour wid a nice mamphy last night!!!

Rasta: Zeeeeeeen!!! I man have a new queen pon de ends..

Shotta: Pram Pram!!!

Mamphy by Witty1 January 7, 2011

Maphy 

Slang for hermaphrodite.

"Dude, that chick looks like a dude!"
"Must be a Maphy."

Maphy by K-bo October 11, 2007

Memphysema

The medical diagnosis used when one becomes emotionally choked up, short of breath, or otherwise breathing-impaired over a sad Elvis Presley song.

Mary suffered a short spell of Memphysema when she heard "Blue Christmas" after her break up with Tom.

Memphysema by BoquillasKid August 20, 2009

maphyne 

a word used to refer to a pair of close friends, as one person. only used when said friends are "badass" in the sense that they are better than those around them. people usually strive to be just like a maphyne.

"i saw maphyne at the mall this weekend. they're so awesome, its almost too intimidating to talk to them : /"

maphyne by maddie3636 November 18, 2009

mampy arms 

One, usually a large female, who has developed flabbiness in the upper arm area, in extreme cases with cellulite. In lesser cases, an otherwise regularly-sized girl may suffer from mampy arms, and this can sometimes be a dissuading factor when judging a girl's overall attractiveness.

"That girl's all right, but she's got mampy arms, man."

mampy arms by Joe_Friday January 31, 2007

mumphy 

mumphy

adj. A combined feeling of laziness, slight disappointment, low energy, and melancholy.

Pooh Bear and the gang all went to find honey, but Eeyore stayed in the meadow because he felt mumphy.

mumphy by Milo Wellington March 2, 2014

mampy 

some who is big and fat.

check that nex gal, she a mampy butters

mampy by Alfie Elkins August 23, 2005