She isn't selfish. She makes you laugh all the time and has a perfect personality. Most people want to be like her, but nobody can, because she is unique. People talk behind her back, not because she is so ugly, but because she is so awfully beautiful. Nothing can replace her. She will not always be there, but in your hearts. You are lucky to know a person like this. And you will never forget the moments with her. This is Malou.

"Oh, she must be a Malou!"

Malou by Neyney123456789 January 8, 2018

butthole malfunction

An involuntary bowel movement usually caused by questionable food choices.

Ugh man, what's that smell?!
I just had a butthole malfunction courtesy of Taco Bell!

butthole malfunction by Gleen707 November 28, 2019

Mickey's Fine Malt Liquor

Mickey's Fine Malt Liquor or Mickey's Fine Malt for short , is a brand of malt liquor that comes in a green 40 0z kinda like Heineken but with a hornet 🐝 mascot , really popular in the 1990s.

Other malt liquor beers like this include

St. Ides , Olde English 800, Colt 45 ,

Schlitz malt liquor, King Cobra Premium Malt Liquor , steel reserve 211 ,

Hurricane 500 &
Big Bear Premium Malt Liquor .

If you drink any of these your are probably

1 . live the hood / ghetto

2 . Homeless

3 . Poor college kid looking to get drunk / buzzed .

4 . Possibly irish due to it coming in

A green bottle and having a irish name Mickey's.

They can be found at pretty much any corner store that sells alcohol.

Mickey's Fine Malt Liquor is a Fine Malt Liquor Ale Beer with 5.6% ABV. Crisp and balanced grain forward with a moderate hop flavor and bitter blend. It has a refreshing smooth finish and pairs well with any occasion. Mickey's is well-known for it's innovative packaging, such as the stubby 12 oz.

Brand - Mickey's 🐝

Count - Single

Style - Malt Liquor

Mickey's Fine Malt Liquor by Blu_leef April 12, 2023

Remote Malfunction

A “Remote Malfunction” is when your remote control pad won’t respond to any of your commands using your fingers, then you look at it closely and realize one of the remote buttons is stuck on the pad and you have to unstick it before the remote will work again.

It took Jensen a while to figure out why his remote wouldn’t work. Then he saw he had a “Remote Malfunction”. So he quickly had to unstick the button on his remote to correct the problem.

Remote Malfunction by Julesheart April 19, 2023

Big Bear Malt Liquor

Big Bear Malt Liquor was one of Pabst Brewing Company's most beloved 40oz malt liquors, up until 2013 when it got the axe. It was often compared to Olde English 800 because the ABV varied among North America. The east coast had 5.7%, the west coast had 7.5%, & Canada had it in both 8.0% and 7.0% at different times .

Big Bear Malt Liquor was like a mix between Budweiser ,olde English 800 & Steel Reserve 211 if you can imagine that .

Style: American Malt Liquor

Brewed In: 10635 Santa Monica Blvd, Los Angeles, CA 90025, USA

Big Bear Malt Liquor by Blu_leef April 27, 2023

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026