malmorius
A completely sexy man. The alpha male of every pack. He is truly a majestic hooman. He is the best at everything.
"He truly is a malmorius!"
malmorius by dathmonstah November 15, 2017
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Mammorious Relationship
When one is in love with a female for the sole reason of her glorious mammaries. It is very common in this relationship to put up with such useless things as; talking, occasional dates, or even learning names if need be.
Glenn: Hey, did you hear I have a new girlfriend.
Stacy: What is her name?
Glenn: I dont know. Its a Mammorious Relationship.
Stacy: What is her name?
Glenn: I dont know. Its a Mammorious Relationship.
Mammorious Relationship by Chancy Chancellor October 12, 2009
dorkus malorkus
dorkus malorkus by tempy1 May 30, 2004
dorkus malorkus
An insult that originates from the Simpsons where Bart calls Lisa a "dorkus malorkus" which he tells her is Latin.
Bob: Uhhh where is my car?
Frank: It's right in front of you. You're what they call a "dorkus malorkus"
Frank: It's right in front of you. You're what they call a "dorkus malorkus"
dorkus malorkus by Dan1456 February 1, 2008
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Malorkus by atomicdonkey August 24, 2003
dorkus malorkus
When you spend two hours of your Friday night brainstorming with a friend to come up with the best example of Dorkus Malorkus, whilst downloading the fourth season of Star Trek with your mum in the backround complaining about the skid marks in your undies and the mess in your room...Did we mention you're 40?
dorkus malorkus by Max Malorkus June 21, 2007
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