malmorius

A completely sexy man. The alpha male of every pack. He is truly a majestic hooman. He is the best at everything.

"He truly is a malmorius!"

by dathmonstah November 15, 2017

mamories

Thinking of, or thoughts that remind you of BOOBS that you have held, sucked or BOOBS you had missed an oppurtunity to hold or suck.

I have very fond mamories.

by Patrick Duncan March 14, 2007

Mammorious Relationship

When one is in love with a female for the sole reason of her glorious mammaries. It is very common in this relationship to put up with such useless things as; talking, occasional dates, or even learning names if need be.

Glenn: Hey, did you hear I have a new girlfriend.
Stacy: What is her name?
Glenn: I dont know. Its a Mammorious Relationship.

by Chancy Chancellor October 12, 2009

dorkus malorkus

a super dork...often used by a dork to call another dork more of a dork

Lisa says, Chris you are a dorkus malorkus

by tempy1 May 30, 2004

dorkus malorkus

An insult that originates from the Simpsons where Bart calls Lisa a "dorkus malorkus" which he tells her is Latin.

Bob: Uhhh where is my car?

Frank: It's right in front of you. You're what they call a "dorkus malorkus"

by Dan1456 February 1, 2008

Malorkus

A particularily foolish or awkward individual. From Latin "dorkus malorkus".

"Get a load of the sideburns on THAT malorkus."

by atomicdonkey August 24, 2003

dorkus malorkus

A dork to the max of the world

When you spend two hours of your Friday night brainstorming with a friend to come up with the best example of Dorkus Malorkus, whilst downloading the fourth season of Star Trek with your mum in the backround complaining about the skid marks in your undies and the mess in your room...Did we mention you're 40?

by Max Malorkus June 21, 2007