Malorkus

A particularily foolish or awkward individual. From Latin "dorkus malorkus".

"Get a load of the sideburns on THAT malorkus."

by atomicdonkey August 24, 2003

Quimby

Simply put, the meat in a manwich. Variations include "E.L.Fudgepacker" and, in upstate New York, "Quivey".

by atomicdonkey August 24, 2003

Cousin

An anonymous sexual partner, in a social situation.

"Hey guys this is... uh.. my cousin!"

by atomicdonkey August 24, 2003

Runion

1. An extraordinarily large male member.

2. A lightweight, in regards to alcoholic capacity.

"Check out the Runion on that guy!"

"Guy was trashed after two Mike's Hard Lemonades... what a Runion!"

by atomicdonkey August 24, 2003