by Dan1456 February 02, 2008
An insult that originates from the Simpsons where Bart calls Lisa a "dorkus malorkus" which he tells her is Latin.
Bob: Uhhh where is my car?
Frank: It's right in front of you. You're what they call a "dorkus malorkus"
Frank: It's right in front of you. You're what they call a "dorkus malorkus"
by Dan1456 February 02, 2008
Criticising the Apple Mac operating system. Many Windows die hard fans do this to boost their egos and confidence in their own favourite operating system
Tom: Windows rules. Mac is rubbish. I hate Apple so much - iPods are disgusting, get a MS Zune instead
Mark: Stop mac bashing - it's getting on my nerves
Mark: Stop mac bashing - it's getting on my nerves
by Dan1456 February 02, 2008
by Dan1456 February 02, 2008
A mailing system delivered by Microsoft that gives you spam on toast in the morning and then feeds you junk in the evening.
Alex: Dude, I keep receiving fresh spam all the time in my hotmail account
Ben: It's called Hot-Mail for a reason - it serves freshly cooked spam all day long.
Alex: My bad
Ben: It's called Hot-Mail for a reason - it serves freshly cooked spam all day long.
Alex: My bad
by Dan1456 February 02, 2008
by Dan1456 February 02, 2008
The words at the beginning of a diary entry written by someone who can't think of anything to write or thinks their diary is alive.
Dear diary... today was the worst and best day of my life.
To conclude, my dearest diary, I spent all day in McDonalds with some chavs.
To conclude, my dearest diary, I spent all day in McDonalds with some chavs.
by Dan1456 February 02, 2008