Malforious

A smell so incongruently evil that it has been known to cause temporary loss of all senses.

He farted (like he ALWAYS does) and it was so malforious that that I divorced him.

by Little Black Dog February 3, 2010

malmorius

A completely sexy man. The alpha male of every pack. He is truly a majestic hooman. He is the best at everything.

"He truly is a malmorius!"

by dathmonstah November 15, 2017

Mammorious Relationship

When one is in love with a female for the sole reason of her glorious mammaries. It is very common in this relationship to put up with such useless things as; talking, occasional dates, or even learning names if need be.

Glenn: Hey, did you hear I have a new girlfriend.
Stacy: What is her name?
Glenn: I dont know. Its a Mammorious Relationship.

by Chancy Chancellor October 12, 2009

malarious

(Ma-lar-i|ous) Derived from the words "malaria" and "hilarious" < Something Grim yet hilariously funny; pertaining to a bizzaro, madcap humor (Looney Tunes) but also something Grim or Evil (Grim & Evil). Mostly used in a positive fashion.

Invader Zim was unfortunately cancelled, despite the fact that it was outrageously malarious.

by Matthew Ebisu May 11, 2007

Malarious

Something that you are laughing at that you shouldn't.

Joe fell over and broke his leg, it was malarious

by MegaScriber June 20, 2012

Malarious

A comical, often hilarious situation which involves malaria, or symptoms similar to malaria.

Bill:Dude did you hear the bad news?
Dave:What Happened?
Bill:John got malaria.
Dave:That's Malarious!

by sputnikk December 15, 2008

malarious

A form of the adjective 'hilarious'.

To be used when someone you dislike catches a serious, lifethreatening disease.

Guy 1 - I heard on the news that that Cheryl Cole bitch is seriously ill
Guy 2 - Damn Straight. That hoe is Malarious!!

by malarious November 17, 2010