malkum 

That guy who dont play, Whole lot of cash. The real deal GOAT, We thought you people should know about the one and only Malkum.

Malkum how you finesse like that?

malkum by johnny selwin December 19, 2016

malum 

the ship name of michael clifford and calum hood which ladies individual is great but you know together ever better

'omg i ship malum!'
'lashton all the way!1!'

malum by 5soswhat August 31, 2014

Maluma 

Pretty boy, dirty boy.

Maluma is daddy.

Maluma by whateveritisidc October 19, 2016

Malkmosity 

Malkmosity is a word that describes a person's indieness. For example, if your favorite group is the Black Eyed Peas and you love polo shirts, you have low Malkmosity. If you hate the Black Eyed Peas now and say they were better in the 90's when they were an anti-gangsta rap group (but still didn't really like them, because they were not white and didn't play guitar) and you wear Buddy Holly glasses, you have high Malkmosity.

Coined by Dr. David Thorpe of Something Awful, Malkmosity refers to Pavement singer Stephen Malkmus. The reason being is Malkmus is the epitome of indie. He was a security guard before he recorded one of indie's seminal albums, Slanted & Enchanted, with his friend Spiral Stairs (Scott Kannberg) in the garage of their hippie drummer's house. His music is slightly off kilter pop with cryptic lyrics. (Example, "She's got the radioactive and it makes me feel okay" WTF?!) He is skinny, white, and plays guitar. He is indie.

High Malkmosity Guy: I snuck into a Dinosaur Jr./My Bloody Valentine show 21+ gig when I was fifteen in the early 90s.
Higher Malkmosity Guy: That's cool. I gave Thurston Moore, Lee Ranaldo, and Glenn Branca head in the early 80s.
No Malkmosity Guy: I kind of like music that the majority of the population has heard of.

Malkmosity by Rkye November 19, 2006

Malum 

Malum is the ship between Calum Hood and Michael Clifford from 5sos

Malum is the best ship!

Malum by 5secondsofme October 11, 2018

Maluma 

A singer of Columbian descent. His real name is Juan Luis Londono Arias and his stage name Maluma consists of the first two letters from names of three family members he holds dear. That's pretty boy for you.

Maluma is the official Pretty Boy, Dirty Boy. Whether he's more one than the other is left only for his true love to know.

Maluma by KanuhaK January 22, 2017

malkuth 

The cutest and best girl from Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina. She's the Sephirah of the Control team and Patron Librarian of the floor of history.

Person 1: God, malkuth is so cute. She's easily best girl.
Person 2: You're damn right she is!
Malkuth: Weakness means death~

malkuth by Vieira13723 August 17, 2021