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A man with a bus sized dick. He might not look the best but you won't want to be looking at his face.
Guy 1: Hey what's wrong with her?
Guy 2: I don't know.
Guy 3: Her boyfriend is a Markum.
Guy 1: Ooohh.
Guy 2: Yep that makes since on why she looks crippled.
Guy 3: I wish I was a Markum
markum by MrMarkum March 2, 2016
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He got a markum!
markum by skrrman May 22, 2017
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fuck you mark, i will call you markum
Markum by Bonsaii May 26, 2022
An unusually hyperactive and adorable animal that needs to be taken extreme care of. It is mostly known for its funny antics and prettiness. But beware as it can shout at a considerable volume on being raged and can start weeping over anything that is even remotely emotional. It can be mostly found with it's friends in the wilderness; just be careful of hurting it's massive ego or it will bite ya.
Friend: "Hey, what is that ?"
Me: "Oh that, thats just a wild Markimoo in it's natural habitat."
Friend: "But why is it running around with peanut butter on it's face ?"
Me: "Shh...We don't question anything."
a fagort or a flaming homosexual
markymark, you're a fucking fagort for putting on meka's clothes and other assorted homosexual activity
markymark by Chris November 22, 2004
Another famous name for the youtuber Markiplier.
Markimoo is so adorable.
Markimoo by Greengirl06 August 12, 2016
A nickname for the famous YouTube game commentator Markiplier
Only our dearest Markimoo could pull that off.
Markimoo by SliverBeeScreams November 24, 2016
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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