A man with a bus sized dick. He might not look the best but you won't want to be looking at his face.
Guy 1: Hey what's wrong with her?
Guy 2: I don't know.
Guy 3: Her boyfriend is a Markum.
Guy 1: Ooohh.
Guy 2: Yep that makes since on why she looks crippled.
Guy 3: I wish I was a Markum
Guy 2: I don't know.
Guy 3: Her boyfriend is a Markum.
Guy 1: Ooohh.
Guy 2: Yep that makes since on why she looks crippled.
Guy 3: I wish I was a Markum
by MrMarkum March 2, 2016
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An unusually hyperactive and adorable animal that needs to be taken extreme care of. It is mostly known for its funny antics and prettiness. But beware as it can shout at a considerable volume on being raged and can start weeping over anything that is even remotely emotional. It can be mostly found with it's friends in the wilderness; just be careful of hurting it's massive ego or it will bite ya.
Friend: "Hey, what is that ?"
Me: "Oh that, thats just a wild Markimoo in it's natural habitat."
Friend: "But why is it running around with peanut butter on it's face ?"
Me: "Shh...We don't question anything."
Me: "Oh that, thats just a wild Markimoo in it's natural habitat."
Friend: "But why is it running around with peanut butter on it's face ?"
Me: "Shh...We don't question anything."
by girl with defination May 23, 2018
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