maldian 

a huge amount of effort to move your ass especially for exercising, and reducing weight.

It is taking me a maldian effort to goto gym

maldian by GBhai November 8, 2010

malding 

When someone is expressing a large magnitude of rage, often over something relatively small, that the stress they are giving upon themselves causes their hair to fall out (thus, balding). Portemanteau of "mad" and "balding".

dude, calm down, stop malding

malding by DudeTheNinja March 4, 2021

malding 

when someone is both mad and balding.

Hasan is malding

malding by tom lennon June 18, 2019

Maldini

An individual that is an epitome of malding; an individual that malds to the point of extreme hair loss. Known as a side effect of small brain syndrome (SBS). Has the ability to use their head as a powerful weapon known as Flashbang, temporarily blinding nearby enemies.

Person 1: "Why is that bald man always angry?"
Person 2: "That's Maldini, also known as Vinny Pistone, he was exposed of being a fake Italian eating at Olive Garden."

Maldini by Saitacha January 11, 2020

malding 

When someone is both mad and balding.

Hasan Piker is malding.

malding by tom lennon June 18, 2019

maldini

the best football player ever..he played 4 ac milan since he was a child...he gotta become a legend,especially if milan wins the champions league...-actually he misses 3 matches only to do it-
paolo is the best...despite his knees problems he keeps playing agaist time passin'...

sorry...i couldnt buy the tickets 4 the match....
oh no!I've never seen paolo maldini play!

maldini by mileeee April 19, 2007

maliante

Spanish for 'gangster' or 'thug'

whatup maliante

maliante by El Cangri May 2, 2004