malarm

A false alarm with mischievous intent.

A school shooting threat was a malarm

by Flamin Shadow May 9, 2022

malama pono

Malama pono is short for e malama pono which means "take care", or " take care of yourself". A common way that Hawaiians say good bye.

Malama pono my friend, until we met again.

by oceancats April 19, 2017

Dank Malarky

anything inappropriate but still funny
e.g.
dressing up as hello kitty at a Japanese business interview.
parking in a disabled spot dressed in overalls yelling profanities at a cactus.
dressing up as a fish to a funeral for a guy who drowned alive.

Justin: hey James wanna get up to some Dank Malarky?

James: yeah what if we dress up like ladies and have casual sex with paying men.
Justin: I guess

by weedhead11111111111111111 February 6, 2018

malarkey

An Irish-American slang word meaning "bullshit". Most notably used by U.S. Vice President Joe Biden during the 2012 Vice Presidential debate in response to Rep. Paul Ryan's (R-Wis.) critique of the Obama Administration's response to the attacks in Benghazi, Libya.

Joe Biden: "With all due respect, that's a bunch of malarkey!"

by sjf206 December 30, 2012

malarky

Exaggerated or foolish talk, usually intended to deceive

This is a bunch of malarky!
What is this malark?

by Amy April 8, 2003

Malama Pono

The way real Hawaiians say "Good-bye".

Malama Pono, have a safe trip.

by oceancats September 26, 2020

malarkygarchy

Term given to describe the type of government or political system ruling your country. This word is reserved for describing a system where blatant lying, doublespeak, empty promises, propoganda euphemisms and bullshit prevail.

--Would you say the United States is a democracy, a republic, capitalistic, socialistic, an oligarchy or what?
--I would say it's a malarkygarchy.

by captainquirk January 1, 2012