MALANGO

A CRAZY HUGE MALE DICK OVER 16.7" LONG YES I SAID OVER 16.7" LONG

MY GIRLFRIEND ERIKA WENT TO THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC AND SHE FELL IN LOVE WITH A HUGE MALANGO SO MUCH THAT SHE FOUND 2 OF THEM AND DIDNT COME BACK..

ONCE YOU GO MALANGO YOU WONT BE ABLE TO TANGO ..

by VIBROSO October 31, 2011

malango

"Malango" refers to the ancient prophet himself. His name has since been used used in multiple occurrences throughout the last decades. Now, it's most often used as a reaction-word to sentences, but can be used for more than that. Researchers has studied the factors of the lettering, and has concluded that it, the word; "malango", is the most versatile word in existence, and can in fact be used for everything.

What should we name our baby, John?

That's easy! Malango.

Yo! My cat just died.
Malango dude.

by scissorboy February 2, 2023

The Marangoni Sway

To physically sway backwards under the immense weight of an object

Bob was pushing hard on the 4th rep of bench presses, until suddenly, The Marangoni Sway had him.

by Julian C Howard December 9, 2007

Tapanga Malanga

A YouTube vlogger.

Tapanga is known for boycotting the band, The ArKanes, and for treating her guests poorly. It is unclear if she is really a nasty person of if it is just an act.

She explains in many videos that she wishes to one day be an SNL cast member and that she loves Ke$ha. She is most recently feuding with Mason Granger of The Mayhem Poets.

Tapanga has been featured on FiveFreakinFriends and can now be seen on TheMoodyHipster channel where she is known as the moodiest of the hipsters.

Did you see that new Tapanga Malanga video on YouTube? She bashes the ArKanes AGAIN. She is probably into one of them..

by sexpotrocker69 October 25, 2010

Tapanga Malanga

Name of an internet blogger who will probably be famous some day. She has skits that don't seem like skits and she is friends with a bunch of random famous people, like The Arkanes.

Did you see that Tapanga Malanga video on YouTube?

by lindsrae16babayyy March 1, 2010

malanga

an exaggeratively large penis

damn tony has a malanga according to his girlfriend

by daloudboca August 19, 2007

malanoob

malanoob \malanoob\, n. orig. Inter-net chat An extreme variation of a `noob'. The word `mala' (a word more commonly associated with lameness), combined with `noob'. Esp. used in internet chat-rooms to desc. a person viewed to have a lower intellect, or one that has performed an act of extreme idiocy.

1. A dolt, one with no sense. --Shak.

2. A person embodied with all the non-sensical elements of a person with the most severe case of idiocy. --One.

You sir, are a malanoob.

omg wtf stfu u r a malanoob *crai*

Please, you are a malanoob, leave now.

by One`` August 23, 2003