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When something or someone is malangled or otherwise twisted in an unnatural manner.
The car crash left great grandma Josie hospitalized and malangled. One might even say she’s malangaly.
malangaly by The Big Toast October 11, 2020
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Marangely 

Beautiful, kind,smart, caring girl who is weird and funny and will always be there to make you feel better. Doesn't matter what mood you're in or what mood she's in. She's a real catch, you better snatch her up!
Look at how nice and caring she is, she'd make a great Marangely
Marangely by Zebras362 January 1, 2019

Tapanga Malanga 

A YouTube vlogger.

Tapanga is known for boycotting the band, The ArKanes, and for treating her guests poorly. It is unclear if she is really a nasty person of if it is just an act.

She explains in many videos that she wishes to one day be an SNL cast member and that she loves Ke$ha. She is most recently feuding with Mason Granger of The Mayhem Poets.

Tapanga has been featured on FiveFreakinFriends and can now be seen on TheMoodyHipster channel where she is known as the moodiest of the hipsters.
Did you see that new Tapanga Malanga video on YouTube? She bashes the ArKanes AGAIN. She is probably into one of them..
Tapanga Malanga by sexpotrocker69 October 25, 2010

Tapanga Malanga 

Name of an internet blogger who will probably be famous some day. She has skits that don't seem like skits and she is friends with a bunch of random famous people, like The Arkanes.
Did you see that Tapanga Malanga video on YouTube?
an exaggeratively large penis
damn tony has a malanga according to his girlfriend
malanga by daloudboca August 19, 2007

Marangely 

A girl that doesnt give a shit about anything. Has potential but is just too darn stupid to know that! fuck that girl is cool.
o wow look that girl would make such a goood marangely!
Marangely by iknowit'sme December 23, 2010

magangaled 

the drunken phase after mangled... it usually kicks in when you cant speak and can only see through one eye!
"im propper magangaled"
magangaled by peter stokes May 12, 2008
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