malacutia

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oh my god! malacutia of question of a dirty minded young boy

by bigfatmalacutiq March 17, 2022

malakuti

If ever something was 1337, Malakuti is it. Known commonly as "Aggro-whore" and "Queen of the Wipe," this sexy troll can be seen rockin' the Org while chowing down on some rice.

Oh shits, Mala's in the group. Did the shammy bring an Ankh?

by The Farseer April 16, 2005

Malachia

Malachia's are very beautiful people, they're smart, generous, and amazing even though they've been through a lot they still care about the people closest to them. They never make someone feel bad for the way they are or the way they feel. They are very beautiful on the inside and the out, and are always there for the people that matter most to them. Everyone should have a malachia, they're the most incredible thing that's on this earth since sliced bread.

Malachia's are literally people I'd die for, no joke.

by AmazingSpork April 30, 2020

malaquias

malquias’ are a very funny dudes with a great personality. they could be very perverted but are very nice. they look for perfect girls and thicc ones too. claimed to have a big dick.

guy 1: “who is talking to her like that? “
guy 2: “idk, but that’s definitely a malaquias”

by sexy ass hoeee May 14, 2018

Malachia

Malachia is a babe. He never fails to reel in what he wants, when he wants it. He is a fine sexy man who ain't afraid to hit no lady. He can be known for naming himself Mawiee.

Guy1: ooh la la, who is that fine hunk of meat?
Guy2: What a hot babe, his name is Malachia.
Guy1: Hey, Malachia! Over here!
Malachia: Das rude !! *launches Guy1 into the air and laughs sexually before galloping away because he is in fact a centaur. *

by HayleeUchiha October 11, 2013

malacaria

An individual who acts in a manor that is really really fucking wierd/gross. A Malacaria activity includes but is not limited to: Picking of nose, picking of ear, rolling ear wax and boogers together, rolling earwax/booger combination on face repeatedly, jacking off in the presense of others, collecting nut rags, publically displaying nut rags...etc

I caught joe role playing with his nut rag. Thats really Malacaria of him.

by Cadet C July 20, 2008

Malamuting

The act of “fuckery” upon other individuals.

I wish Randy would stop malamuting and do something productive.

by J.R.P December 10, 2021