High-level mischief; unscupulous behaviour; an attempt to shirk responsibility or engage in shifty dealings; banditry of a high degree; or silverback-gorillery of a lesser degree; similar to jiggery-pokery but possibly of a more comical and less offensive nature.

"Far out Lim, check out this there is some complete miget marmosettery going on here."

"Hey Mers, I went in there and told them straight, we didn't want to see any more midget marmosettery from them anymore."

midget marmosettery by The word bandit January 14, 2010

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Mammose

MEANING:
adjective: Having large breasts.

ETYMOLOGY:
From Latin mammosus (having large breasts), from mamma (breast) + -osus (full of). Earliest documented use: 1857.

USAGE:
"Wanda Clouston, a mammose wench in third year, waddled to the door of a cubicle."
George Friel; Mr Alfred, MA; Calder and Boyars; 1972.

Mammose by Lucamajuke December 26, 2011

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Marmoset

A Marmoset occurs when a woman, angered with her male partner, feigns arousal and informs her partner that she would be incredibly turned on if he were to strip down, stand before her and trim his balls with hair stylist’s scissors, a pair of which she happens to have handy. The partner obliges, and during the course of his trim job, the woman kicks him squarely in the nuts, piercing his scrotum and possibly a testicle.

When Jane found out Mark had been cheating on her with one of his interns, she waited until he got home and then gave him a Marmoset he would not soon forget.

Marmoset by Atro SYB August 18, 2009

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Marmoset

An annoying monkey which eats attic snails in unfortunate Brazilian houses. Not to mention they sneak into boats in the Amazon.
Further reading: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marmoset

Ese marmoset sneaked into mi casa anoche just to comer our old nachos!

Marmoset by WeirdMapper May 2, 2019

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