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You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit 

It is impossible for a person to create something good out of something that is, by its very nature, bad.
(coming out of a movie theater)
Guy 1: That was the worst movie ever, man.
Guy 2: I know! But! Leonardo DiCaprio was the best out of them, though. His acting blew everyone else's right out of the water! Too bad everything else sucked.
Guy 1: Oh, well. You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

Make China Great Again! 

Also known as “China’s Great Revival.” A slogan by the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) to restore China to its past glory as one of the greatest civilizations in the world following its defeat and humiliation in colonial and war times, and Mao’s decades-long totalitarian rule that impeded the motherland’s progress economically and scientifically.
Few critics could deny that leveraging on the policies put in place by his previous three predecessors, Comrade Xi has transformed China into a wealthy major power with a modern military and advanced tech sector, while cracking down on political opponents and getting tough on big shady businesses and filthy rich individuals. No doubt, the new emperor is boldly preaching about “Make China Great Again!”
Make China Great Again! by Covido October 22, 2022

you can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit 

You can't make something from anything.
You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

Make Chief

The act of squeezing impacted fecal matter out of the male urethra after engaging in anal sex with a partner of either sex.
After he explored his new girlfriends back door he had to "make chief" before he could take a piss .
Make Chief by Peopleater June 29, 2017

It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken 

What a woman typically says to her husband when her lips begin to hang.
Man- Honey, your lips are loose.

Wife- It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken